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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlane
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♪ Go on, give that cattiness a nudge ♪
♪ If I see fraudulence
Your frugality is so sexy.
from shouting out existential truism!
♪ And I lie on a gurney
You brought us some molasses one foggy morning, remember?
♪ Yo, fella, so what my girl wants to wear a short skirt? ♪
Oh, I don't... I don't pay attention to jogger
♪ Go on, give that cattiness a nudge ♪
that slutty bartender, could you?
Wait, Your Honor, can I ask the court for a quick recess?
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
where all the taco are two for one.
Well, we're in the driveway
♪ Because a peek don't hurt ♪
Let's sell it all and split the dough.
Ah, that was a terrible toast.
when I'm driving. No, th-they're like pedestrian to me.
♪ Make you squeal like a hog
Your sworn statement says you swerve
Uh, uh, nothing. I must've linger on a blink.
but everyone in here should be disgust with you.
The cushions are sew in.
You brought him in here, you bastard!
That place is crawl with hot chicks.
Your sworn statement says you swerved
♪ I pretend I'm a tourist
Uh, have you inspect the car?
It was Klaus, he spill the wine!
Lowlight: Francine almost bust me
♪ Listen up, you squirt
I stole it when I worked at the post office.
How dare you!
♪ Dearly beloved, we are gather here today ♪
but one small, easily-answered question arose.
(chuckles) Just as I suspect.
You see, I was driving responsibly
if the sidecar comes unattached, it's a separate vehicle
but of an admittedly attractive jogger
luckily I've had enough time to remember
I hereby sentence you to six years in prison.
Definitely not zooming in to see
But I unfortunately have no evidence.
We'll just have to sit here forever.
Successfully passed an expired coupon.
about exactly how your accident went down.
♪ It's pretty annoying sometimes ♪
we can finally buy a new couch.
She's quite beautiful.
Lowlight: Francine almost busted me
♪ You look around like you're super lost ♪
it felt kind of good being looked at.
♪ And soon you'll see
See you at sex later?
from shouting out existential truisms!
♪ You look like a prostitute but it's not obscene ♪
To our new, pristine, white couch.
♪ If you wanna scout skirt, you have to be covert ♪
♪ Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today ♪
She's so upset about your rubbernecking
Successfully passed an expired coupon.
♪ And all of a sudden
That's brilliant!
but of an admittedly attractive jogger
Mr. Smith, how odd to see you here.
As long as I don't find anything at the routine inspection
on Mexican food,
(gasps) Are you okay?
♪ As blind as you... STAN: Steve!
Mr. Smith, I'm a proud man
the exact truth of what happened.
♪ My technique's the pure