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00:21:28
Seth MacFarlane
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even string in puka shell necklace white!
They threw out my Redskins headdress!
it has a whiff of the... Dutch lowlands,
who laid down groundwork for the third new dynasty.
You up for a tailgate, hon?
How you eat ten beef and cheddar?
or is this just a disguise?
Yes! A squad of nerd!
not a medley of longevity-inducing vegetables.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Marvin, 911! We just ran out of propane!
And with three hours until the coin toss
You know how you guys always wear karate outfits?
Come on, buddy, you got to join me or I look like a total jerk.
(engine revving, burger sizzling)
I'll call them, but in the meantime,
and these East Coast folks love to litter.
They taught me how to make a vest out of foam fingers,
Maybe I am not the one to be futz with the TV.
Huh. I don't know why you guys are terrified of these things.
Stan, I'm completely immerse in water.
I was tailgating in the parking lot with Cowboys fans.
I feel like I'm nestle in the womb of a Nerf lady.
This Thanksgiving might be salvage yet.
Big Wang never let his Groupons expire.
He pose on Ferrari!
I can't enjoy the Thanksgiving I deserve.
And while I smell beer on your breath,
Okay, you got rid of Jeff's stuff.
I belong nowhere.
Well, I invite 'em and they're coming and that's that.
I appreciate that, Mah Mah, but it's just not that easy.
Oh, I just realize this thing is tubeless.
They threw out my Redskins headdress!
it'd be a big help to me if you mention my name.
It's just a story that teach us to treat each other nicely.
two unrefrigerated sodas apiece,
ANNOUNCER #2: This year FOX has genetically engineered
It's just a story that teaches us to treat each other nicely.
I belong nowhere.
That engine block's at precisely 400 degrees.
Stan, just sit somewhere else.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
although, unfortunately, because of a licensing dispute,
Ain't no tailgate without properly seared turkey burgers.
and I certainly won't be putting on my pants.
Exactly! Who am I?
Okay, but they eat alone in the garage, out of trash bags,
I thought we could have it instead of sweet potatoes.
Bad news, especially for anyone old and Chinese.
Both teams have almost completely checked out
Actually, not all Chinese people think of Genghis Khan as scary.
They're all inside.
Great! I can't thank you enough.
two unrefrigerated sodas apiece,
Ferocious panda on the loose!
and is very embarrassed for you.
You know what I'm thankful for? Huh?
MAN (on radio): Coming up next, 20 minutes of reflective silence.
But we are entertaining.
You need to get rid of his stuff.
Three minutes in neutral at 5,000 RPMs!
We couldn't be more opposite on this day.
Aw, you look sad. What's wrong?
Thanksgiving's about sharing diverse cultures,
Now, we got to get these stupid idiots out of our house!
Are you suggesting an organized and systematic...
Either really learn language or go broad.
I need to get somewhere warm.
I think you're an amazing girl,
Stan, this is my mom's famous stir-fry.
I thought we could have it instead of sweet potatoes.