I've been involved with a lot of shenanigan over the years,

But wait. If you're a multimillionaire,

Poor schmuck, doesn't realize

Mopping up vomit and guts at this hospital,

In retrospect, we probably should have

"judo isn't an olympic sport...

♪ and he's shining a salute to the american race ♪

We made a pact that we'd marry each other

Breaker, breaker.

Says here they taught an ape how to read.

Man: Why don't you get a real job, loser!

Mopping up vomit and gut at this hospital,

I'm millionaire matt davis.

And the asian chick from rite aid?

Today I was a rodeo cowboy.

Sinbad's a blanket hog.

For its sacrifice.

I made my famous jell-o mold.

Honey, I know it's been a year since jeff was abduct,

I'm glad you reconnect with your hippie wife,

I know. I owe you a fairly substantial apology, jeff.

I don't know why I even bother to set a place for hayley.

I also waterproof it for phone sex...

Jeff: And then sinbad sacrifice himself

I tackle a new, amazing experience.

Trapped in your room.

To these two amazing black sons, who I adopt

I've been involve with a lot of shenanigans over the years,

Hayley's suppose to move on

And I exceed them by 380 million.

I promise, jeff, I will wait for you.

Says here they taught an ape how to read.

Of you push jeff into that alien ship

Of when I almost left earth, but decide to stay!

And him being suck into space.

I'm assuming, based on the photo next to all these words.

I use my fortune to live life to the ful.

Sure, my life is adventurous,

It's unbelievable!

She's been so depressed, she hasn't left her room in weeks.

Yeah, you're just a dumb janitor.