Name: Dance Dance Revelation
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) pliers

Why don't you just skip the pepper, I'll get some pliers and we'll pull her teeth now!
2) flashback

She's already prone to flashback, if you know what I mean.
3) sweetie

- Luke, sweetie, are you wearing cologne? - No.
4) sweetheart

Grandpa Lucus? He was a sweetheart.
5) teal

Do you have a teal pocket square for Manny?
6) pinch

I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth.
7) lipstick

You got any lipstick in your purse?
8) jerk

Now, boys, pay attention. You wanna be men? This is how you handle a jerk like this.
9) milestone

You know what? This is a milestone.
10) heck

What the heck is that?
11) fluorescent

That's the fluorescent lights.
12) sock

- Where the hell are you going? - Luke needs sock.
13) goodness

- Oh, no. - Oh, my goodness.
14) outfit

Hey, Manny's getting his outfit together for the dance tonight...
15) pear

# Take a bite of a pear #
16) purse

You got any lipstick in your purse?
17) tooth

Someone really sunk their teeth into ya, huh?
18) toddler

I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.

1) waterboard

I waterboard our toddler. LOL.
2) devastate

The key is, I never let him see just how much it devastate me.
3) growl

- I asked him, but he just growl at me. - Oh, gosh. Okay.
4) mellow

Yeah, after the stroke mellow him out good. Before, an animal.
5) chew

# Your friends will run away if they're scared of being chew #
6) sneak

That's right. I was waiting for the parking space, you sneak right in there.
7) lend

Oh, you know what? I lent it to Andre.
8) scare

Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scare him into stopping."
9) steal

Look who it is, the guy that stole our parking spot.
10) smell

- Off you go. - It smell funny, Claire!
11) scratch

But if you scratch beneath the surface...
12) grab

I don't care. I just grab the first one I saw.
13) blame

in no way blame you.
14) fake

Your parents fake their way through it...
15) discipline

Being discipline by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
16) suppose

which means we're suppose to do everything together.
17) introduce

We haven't been properly introduce. I'm Gloria.
18) solve

Well, problem solve.

1) bummer

Yeah, I know. Bummer, right?
2) presumably

because we're white and she presumably likes rice...
3) literally

This school would literally fall apart without you.
4) personally

You see, you got to stop taking that stuff personally.
5) obviously

- Well, good, because I don't blame you. - Well, obviously.
6) apparently

Well, apparently some maniac went crazy at the mall...
7) apart

This school would literally fall apart without you.
8) forever

# I can see forever #
9) possibly

Um, tell her thank you so much, but we have all the help we could possibly need...
10) properly

We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Gloria.
11) soft

Cam, you're not doing her any favors by being soft.
12) sometimes

and I think sometimes, I don't know, maybe the boys would be better off...
13) finally

Ah, finally. There's a spot.
14) instead

But instead, you went, "Oasis for... Men."
15) forward

Or you could just be nice. Pay it forward.
16) actually

Actually, Miss Daisy was the one being driven, not the one driving.
17) soon

Your first dance. Soon you're gonna be men.
18) along

And then you come along and you steal my thunder...

1) sarcastic

I know you're being sarcastic, but you don't know that it's not. Ow!
2) embarrassing

- It's embarrassing. - Okay.
3) pathetic

and I'm pathetic.
4) awkward

Uh, this is a little bit awkward, but she bit Tyler.
5) adorable

I saw the boys in those adorable little suits...
6) petty

It's not about me and my petty little competition with...
7) ridiculous

I am sorry. I made this whole thing into some ridiculous competition...
8) insane

That sounds really insane, but this isn't actually about Gus.
9) aggressive

Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
10) fancy

than just shopping for fancy outfits.
11) damn

It's this damn uniform.
12) weird

Maybe for the same reason you didn't tell me you had a weird thing for Gus.
13) sad

Okay, that's a little bit sad.
14) tough

I'm like that with everybody. I'm tough.
15) okay

Is this okay?
16) exciting

Isn't this exciting, the boys' first dance?
17) dangerous

You're playing a very dangerous game.
18) tight

with your tight dresses and your great ideas.

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