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00:21:17
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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It's the juxtaposition of absurdist comedy...
She's the main brain, the cerebellum of the ball...
she has a total meltdown and I have to pick up the pieces.
Sweetie, what do you say you and I go and get our nails done, huh?
even a nerd like me.
against the backdrop of a formal setting.
That's 'cause no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
He was checking for mole or something.
- I'm just saying. It's a character flaw.
Family milestone always throw Claire for a loop.
On cheer squad I boosted girls bigger than you to the top of a human pyramid.
Oh, my goodness. Are you all right?
or be the freak who flipped off her class.
- Couldn't we get a ladder? - Please.
What's that actress? What's her name? With the teeth?
Please. You really think I don't have duplicate?
I had a bad reaction... Hit a nerve or something.
- We'll just climb over the fence and start running. - No, we won't...
This was designed to make a hideously disfigure man look super cool.
I'm flunk out of Biology, and now I have to go to summer school.
It's my own fault. I was obsess with good grades instead of looks...
I haven't felt this dumb since I shel out 30 bucks...
- so I dug up something I thought might help. - Put that thing away.
- I don't know. - We are trap in your driveway...
Just grab a handful. Don't be shy.
I've witnessed all kinds of birthing. Never bat an eye.
Oh, keep rolling. The news will want this footage when I eventually snap.
If you had been there, you would have laugh just as hard as I did.
tomorrow I'm suppose to go to Vegas with my buds...
Actually, I was kind of just invite to a party.
- Why are you smiling? - I'm not. I'm not smiling.
We throw it over the gate...
most of them have treat me like I'm invisible.
Luke, stop push that ball around. You're gonna fall in.
Why does everybody always assume I'm having a stroke?
I say we ram the gate. Kids, get out of the way.
literally, because you're not coming home with me.
Because, Mitchell, this is not Times Square and they'll take forever.
Oh, keep rolling. The news will want this footage when I eventually snap.
Actually, nearly 10% of their sales are men, but that's not important.
Sometimes it's great to bounce ideas off someone whose opinion you value.
Otherwise, what happens in Vegas won't happen to me, because I won't be there.
It's my own fault. I was obsessed with good grades instead of looks...
You're quite welcome.
This was designed to make a hideously disfigured man look super cool.
Actually, nearly 10% of their sales are men, but that's not important.
Actually, I was kind of just invited to a party.
It's gonna go away soon.
He's coming. Stop talking. He's been embarrassed enough today.
and sort of funny in a way that I don't really get...
We gotta leave in about five minutes though.
Nobody else has come up with an idea.
No one's ever gonna talk to you again.
Family milestones always throw Claire for a loop.
It's the juxtaposition of absurdist comedy...
Yes. I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
Yes. I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
He's coming. Stop talking. He's been embarrassed enough today.
This is very embarrassing for me.
It's ironic that I stand up here representing my classmates...
popularity and skinny jeans.
You talk about how all the popular kids are shallow and lame.
Shh! Don't be brave.
I have to say that I am a little disappointed in you doing this thing.
I haven't felt this dumb since I shelled out 30 bucks...
most of them have treated me like I'm invisible.
When was the last time Haley was that excited to see you?
I'm home. My damn gate remote won't work. Could you press...
Be careful. You might run into it.
- Happy and sad. - Hmm.
Emotional day, huh?
Tough. I called it.