Name: The Musical Man
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) mook

and that mook Joey Calieri stole my bike and you put his head in the ice.
2) drape

What? I think the carpet matches the drape. I haven't checked in a while.
3) debacle

- after the debacle of that last picture and all the... - Damn it.
4) pervert

So, thanks to all the pervert in town...
5) intermission

No intermission. What, are we animals? I...
6) frisbee

And there's Frisbee golf, and you go snow sledding on cafeteria trays.
7) minivan

- Not to mention our minivan. - So that's really happening?
8) sweetie

Sweetie, we did it. Our baby is average.
9) insignia

And then the majestic Franklin Middle School insignia will drop into position...
10) applause

the same tepid applause from Mom and Dad?
11) creep

There are a lot of creep out there.
12) cafeteria

And there's Frisbee golf, and you go snow sledding on cafeteria trays.
13) temptation

Uh, well, believe it or not, I have resisted the temptation to look.
14) bowel

- And Reuben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week.
15) toast

- More toast, Manny? - Why won't you call me, Emma?
16) regret

- Am I gonna regret doing that? - Did the Marlboro Man have any regret?
17) snack

Your supportive boyfriend dropped by to bring you a snack. P.B. And J.
18) cousin

I have 29 cousin, and I know them all.

1) misplace

You know, I think I misplace my phone.
2) steal

and that mook Joey Calieri stole my bike and you put his head in the ice.
3) reveal

we reveal our letters spelling "We love the world."
4) shut

- Sorry, folks. - Nice. He taped it shut.
5) involve

All right, uh, Manny. I can't get involve, but...
6) suppose

How is this stupid ad suppose to sell houses anyway?
7) invite

So please, I invite you to sit back, relax...
8) introduce

until I introduce these children to the musical theater greats... Bernstein, Sondheim.
9) realize

I realize I still have a few good years ahead of me.
10) promise

You promise me. You get that liver checked.
11) treat

As soon as you heard I was sick, you treat me different.
12) catch

Yeah, they caught it early. I took the treatment. I'm clear for now.
13) push

I say we leave Haley alone. The more we push, the more she'll push back.
14) slide

Yeah, the doors slide, the seats slide. What can't the Sienna do?
15) lose

Irene even lost 20 pounds due to stress.
16) forget

- Oh, I forgot to tell Irene I landed safely. Hello?
17) beat

They're swell. I'm beat a fat guy at pool right now.
18) guess

Well, I guess that makes sense if you're planning to flip one.

1) carefully

Carefully this time.
2) forever

And, oh, trust me, that doesn't last forever.
3) alone

I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone.
4) sometimes

Sometimes, yeah, I do, Mitchell.
5) forward

The trick is to keep looking forward.
6) recently

Cam recently became Franklin Middle School's...
7) round

# And windmills go round in Holland town #
8) actually

You mean to tell me that people have actually been calling about this?
9) inside

Let's go back inside.
10) soon

Coming soon to a bus bench near you.
11) later

Later.
12) though

Right, right. Seriously, though, how are things going with you?
13) far

Yeah, with the key. I like to see how far I can get from the car and still make it work.
14) together

Oh, and you all get a dog together.
15) else

You know who else missed soccer practice, Delroy?
16) ago

- Yeah, a little while ago. - How's it look?
17) ever

if Reuben ever finishes painting it.
18) sure

Wow, growing up in America sure is great...

1) tepid

the same tepid applause from Mom and Dad?
2) industrious

# Which were built by industrious Jews #
3) drab

with the same tired songs, the same drab choreography...
4) disgusting

That's disgusting. She's a child.
5) understandable

which is completely understandable.
6) inferior

That's funny because woman are so inferior.
7) exhausted

The kids are exhausted. You're making it all about you.
8) supportive

Your supportive boyfriend dropped by to bring you a snack. P.B. And J.
9) awful

Was it as awful as I think?
10) dumb

How you doing, you dumb son of a bitch?
11) scenic

Well, we took the scenic route, but we ended up in the same place.
12) peaceful

That's why Colombia's such a peaceful utopia.
13) merry

And look, there's merry old England.
14) interim

interim musical director.
15) damn

Yeah? And that's the whole damn point.
16) sad

but you don't know each other... It's sad.
17) stupid

How is this stupid ad supposed to sell houses anyway?
18) satisfied

"I can't be satisfied until you're satisfied"?

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