Name: My Bright Idea
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) triquetrum

Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
2) lunate

Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
3) capitate

Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
4) trapezium

Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
5) nightcap

But if Amy Carter asks you up for a nightcap, you do not say no.
6) trapezoid

Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
7) osteomyelitis

I've got a patient with osteomyelitis who needs a bone biopsy.
8) beeper

[J.D.] I was anxious because it was time to change Mr. Beeper's batteries.
9) breaststroke

Breaststroke-five! Maybe later.
10) fistula

Mrs. Factor has an aortoenteric fistula and needs a consult.
11) solace

of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing...
12) uterus

is that in her uterus is a little, soft baby Turk.
13) fetus

Now, apparently they don't have fetus balloons. Who knew?
14) bastard

Hell, be a cocky bastard. Throw 'em a wink every once in a while.
15) halt

Halt. I will be doing nothing.
16) dove

Did I say "dove"? I did, Turk.
17) idiot

Is there a bigger idiot than you in the entire world?
18) gentleman

and I need to tell the gentleman he has fluid in his lungs.

1) toss

[J.D.] Some things deserve to be toss out on their asses.
2) cue

That's when I cue the bird wrangler who releases 500 white doves into the air.
3) spill

- I spill it. - I'll get another one.
4) deserve

He's been in the hospital for a month. He deserve a little fun.
5) smell

Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.
6) dump

...Keith dump me. I have to go.
7) mess

I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I mess that up.
8) gather

You two come out in the parking lot where Carla's friends have gather.
9) dive

They're holding a banner that says, "Carla, you're pregnant and I dove you."
10) attach

What I've done is attach string to the bellybuttons
11) damn

Red states be damn. You're gonna make great fathers.
12) arrive

Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.
13) involve

That's impossible. You two are involve.
14) suppose

I pissed him off earlier today. How am I suppose to avoid him?
15) lie

[J.D.] As I lay there, watching Nurse Roberts hammer-throw 23 pounds
16) pull

a husband has ever pull for his wife,
17) seek

- I'm seek you, Turk! - [Beeping]
18) exist

a certain Dr. Barbie no longer exist for me,

1) incidentally

Incidentally, when this is over,
2) indoors

This won't be indoors and there won't be people throwing birdseed.
3) apparently

Now, apparently they don't have fetus balloons. Who knew?
4) definitely

but I definitely think we put the idea of pregnancy in her head.
5) forever

And not just now, but forever. OK? Are we clear on that?
6) truly

and Carla had to believe that I was truly surprised.
7) earlier

I pissed him off earlier today. How am I supposed to avoid him?
8) sometimes

Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.
9) instead

So instead of yelling at him, why not calmly let him know
10) forward

I know it's gonna happen. You know what I'm looking forward to the most?
11) especially

I want to thank you all for turning out. Especially you, Father Rosenberg.
12) actually

Actually, yes.
13) later

Breaststroke-five! Maybe later.
14) together

these two would be together forever.
15) else

[J.D.] Every workplace has that guy who has to top everyone else's story.
16) ever

Wait, Turk. When has a man ever been able
17) sure

- Is Carla gone? - Yeah. She sure is.
18) least

Well, you at least won't tell Carla, right?

1) irreplaceable

and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter.
2) enraged

Ever since I was blitzkrieged by an enraged German named Otto,
3) mnemonic

with a simple mnemonic device.
4) umbilical

on these baby balloons to signify the umbilical cord.
5) carpal

So I like to remember all the carpal bones in the hands
6) embarrassed

I don't understand why you're so embarrassed.
7) awkward

You've put me in an awkward spot because I'm a healer and I want to help,
8) anxious

[J.D.] I was anxious because it was time to change Mr. Beeper's batteries.
9) memorable

I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I messed that up.
10) intimate

I don't like it, but Jordan tells her friends intimate details about me.
11) deaf

You had a baby with a Chinese local. You're deaf-mute.
12) inappropriate

Whoa! Dr. Kelso, that is inappropriate.
13) gorgeous

I've met Denise. She's gorgeous.
14) excited

OK, honey. Don't get too excited.
15) emotional

And Elliot, if you see Carla, don't get emotional.
16) usual

Hey, what's up with the Janitor? He seems a little more lurky than usual.
17) proud

I'm proud of you.
18) generic

- not that generic one. - If you raised my allowance,

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