Name: My Chopped Liver
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) pinkie

and pinkie-swear your diet will start tomorrow?
2) tambourine

[J.D.] After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,
3) suture

One of the suture came undone, but we got it in time.
4) gallbladder

Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.
5) fella

Brr! These gowns do not protect the fella against a cool breeze, do they?
6) dictation

case dictation, patient charts, everything.
7) alumnus

We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.
8) frat

- How awesome was last night? - You got bowled by my frat brothers.
9) anvil

I need an anvil, barbed wire and a bow and arrow.
10) sled

- How about a sled dog? - No.
11) sweetie

Sweetie, calm down.
12) pun

If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.
13) scotch

you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts or Lee Marvin movies.
14) cracker

How did they know I like cracker?
15) bro

What's mine is yours, little bro. You know that.
16) gown

Brr! These gown do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?
17) sausage

- See, that's the problem. - [Woman] This sausage is huge!
18) dough

What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,

1) puke

I was the one who puke on your Porsche after Turk and Carla's wedding.
2) disappoint

It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappoint me,
3) sneak

I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneak out,
4) shave

[J.D.] A month ago, I shave my head to show solidarity with a leukemia patient.
5) spill

- I have no pants on. - He spill coffee on them.
6) pierce

with freshly pierce nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
7) undo

One of the sutures came undo, but we got it in time.
8) dare

How dare you?
9) suffer

The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffer most.
10) tune

- [TV] Stay tune for Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.
11) hang

# It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out
12) invite

We're cool. They invite me to this alumni thing in January.
13) divorce

One of the reasons I divorce Perry was his last name.
14) recognize

- [J.D.] Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognize you.
15) bet

- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!
16) promise

Jordan, you promise this would never happen.
17) donate

If you ever donate a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?
18) operate

because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operate."

1) freshly

with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
2) emotionally

I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.
3) intentionally

My body can't produce tears anymore. I've intentionally dehydrated myself.
4) sometime

The four of us should go out for a drink sometime.
5) barely

with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
6) obviously

You're obviously very jaundiced...
7) apparently

They're with Dr. Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.
8) unfortunately

[J.D.] Unfortunately, a month later...
9) forever

Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.
10) slow

Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.
11) exactly

Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.
12) automatically

So you think I'll automatically do this?
13) immediately

I immediately get comfortable.
14) sometimes

[J.D.] Sometimes, that's the way life works.
15) finally

I never knew what that song was about. Now I finally get it. Liver disease.
16) forward

Plus, I lost the one night off that I look forward to.
17) late

What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
18) almost

Did your brother freak out when you told him you almost died?

1) suppressive

We're gonna give you suppressive therapy
2) flattered

that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?
3) meditative

Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state
4) barbed

I need an anvil, barbed wire and a bow and arrow.
5) irritating

where I block out any irritating white noise.
6) mellow

# They call me mellow yellow #
7) miserable

If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?
8) risky

It's a risky move, I know,
9) pale

Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.
10) occasional

Fighting, bickering and the occasional quickie.
11) vulnerable

I need you to run interference for me. Keep people from seeing me vulnerable.
12) offensive

Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive? Nobody else is wearing a costume.
13) careful

If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.
14) sad

We worked on this. Hey, Ted, you're giving sad eye.
15) casual

because it's casual
16) mad

- Did you see it? - I am so mad at Lorelai,
17) raw

What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
18) evil

Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!

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