Name: My Jiggly Ball
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) jockstrap

I won't be second-opinioned by a doctor who couldn't carry my jockstrap!
2) jiggle

Now, anyone who caught a jiggle rebound may step up to the death line.
3) predicament

You don't understand the predicament you're in.
4) armpit

Apparently the terror alert in your armpit has been elevated to orange.
5) hernia

and take care of that hernia?
6) smear

Dr. Cox made me give every AC unit in this hospital a Pap smear?
7) testimonial

Kelso expects a long, glowing testimonial,
8) germ

So this is where germ are born.
9) serpent

- They're infamous for serpent. - You could swim at the Y,
10) chop

Chop-chop, Dorian.
11) rash

Lorraine, the sooner you let me have a look at that rash,
12) paperwork

I can't do your paperwork, I am swamped!
13) epidemic

I remember a flu epidemic, we lost half a dozen children in one day.
14) stealth

I'm a master of stealth, I can sneak up on anybody.
15) intern

Seeing an intern tell someone they're gonna die for the first time is strange
16) idiot

[J.D.] She's the idiot. We're doctors.
17) gentleman

That gentleman over there is basically a cash piñata waiting to be whacked open.
18) surgeon

But why would you? I'm the smartest, most skilled surgeon in this place.

1) whack

That gentleman over there is basically a cash piñata waiting to be whack open.
2) despise

Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone to Kill Ya,
3) elevate

Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevate to orange.
4) dispense

from someone who dispense them in between Maury
5) stab

Dr. Cole just got stab in the parking lot, and we're out of gauze.
6) swamp

I can't do your paperwork, I am swamp!
7) diagnose

So how about someone diagnose him so I can get my candy?
8) pretend

Janitor told us if we pretend to know, we get to throw balls at you.
9) inspire

Elliot's attitude inspire me to go introduce the hell out of Bob Kelso.
10) freak

You freak when the patient listened to me over you.
11) bump

You forgot to tell him you were bump him from the trial.
12) bother

What really bother me is that you can look in there at John Morrison,
13) delight

Delighted to see you all...
14) dump

And FYI, Tina, the tiny brunette, just got dump,
15) trap

Kelso will make your life a living hell. You're officially trap.
16) nail

Nailed it! Hell, yeah!
17) belong

I mean, honestly, I feel like I belong here.
18) quit

You go do that, and I'll go find God, quit drinking, get in touch with myself,

1) momentarily

so I'd imagine Big Bob will be here momentarily
2) unnecessarily

and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive. Was that so hard?
3) emotionally

[J.D.] We're so emotionally connected.
4) essentially

a guy you essentially gave a death sentence to...
5) basically

That gentleman over there is basically a cash piñata waiting to be whacked open.
6) personally

I would make him apologize personally,
7) apparently

Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevated to orange.
8) definitely

This guy has an STD, and he definitely doesn't want his wife to find out.
9) unfortunately

Unfortunately for you, I have the balance of a...
10) earlier

I was watching CNN earlier.
11) alone

- I told you guys to leave it alone. - Would you stop being so proud?
12) sometimes

I know sometimes even the good things he does are for the wrong reasons.
13) finally

[J.D.] Finally I had something I could say in my speech.
14) round

Gather round, people! Dr. Kelso has an announcement to make!
15) actually

- Buttery. - OK, keep going. I enjoy it, actually.
16) though

Maybe, though. Dr. Bailey was fired last night.
17) far

[J.D.] As far as Bob Kelso goes,
18) together

She and J.D. Used to sleep together.

1) underprivileged

which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women.
2) undivided

I think Mr. Countertop would really appreciate your undivided attention.
3) numb

For this procedure, I'm going to have to numb you.
4) doomed

That man knows he's doomed!
5) pap

Dr. Cox made me give every AC unit in this hospital a Pap smear?
6) infamous

- They're infamous for serpents. - You could swim at the Y,
7) invasive

and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive. Was that so hard?
8) upset

when she was upset, her words just became gibberish.
9) drunk

You showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears
10) weird

Whoa, whoa. You wanna hear a weird coincidence?
11) sad

because even though it's a horrible and sad experience,
12) tough

Tough break, there, Newbie.
13) obvious

- I'm not upset about that. - It's obvious you are.
14) fellow

your fellow attendings will think of you as a brownnosing toady.
15) proud

- I told you guys to leave it alone. - Would you stop being so proud?
16) experimental

Now, the hospital is running an experimental drug trial
17) blonde

was this blonde-haired woman who talked in such a high-pitched voice
18) smart

But why would you? I'm the smart, most skilled surgeon in this place.

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