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01:07:47
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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The presenters head to the City of Pau, Pyrénées-Atlantiques, France, and home of the Pau Grand Prix on the Circuit de Pau-Ville street course. At Palais Beaumont Hammond arrives with a Jagaur XK SS and Clarkson in an Aston Martin DB4 GT; both being modern builds of older designs from the 1950s "back-catalogues" of Jaguar and Aston Martin. They both race around the Streets of Pau before May turns up in a modern Honda Civic Type R to prove that new cars are better. All three depart to drive south over the Pyrenees mountain range, with Clarkson and Hammond experiencing difficulties in dense fog. Clarkson recants a previous incident from 2013—when Clarkson and Hammond's driving licences were confiscated whilst filming The Perfect Road Trip in France—and tries to goad May into speeding on the Autopista AP-2. At Barcelona the presenters race around the abandoned Autódromo de Sitges-Terramar and the extreme banking on its corners, with May winning, and Hammond abstaining following his history of crashes. During Conversation Street the presenters discuss names for gritters. At the Eboladrome, Clarkson retests the Ford GT following the Niagara Falls race, with Eaton setting a test lap. Nick Mason goes on to record a faster lap than Stewart Copeland to become "the fastest drummer for a band beginning with the letter p".
- Some upthrust there. - Kicking the tail out again.
It is. "How is your Urus?" "It's a bit itchy, actually."
- I like Westminster Abbey. - Ha! Hoist by his own petard. Another one here.
Don't think, however, that it's just a barroom brawler-all doors and no trousers.
Whoa! Big pothole there.
and then lighting the afterburner for the fast run back down the Isn't.
- And I had a Millman Minx for a very short amount of time? - A Minx?
JEREMY: Yeah, but it's when you get back on the tarmac, you think...
But right now it is time to ring the doorbell of debate on the house of chat,
- BOTH: Drool. - JEREMY: Yeah, drool, exactly.
It's because they secretly admire our dragging knuckle.
I got it for 40 quid from a gypsy,
- (WHINING) - That gearbox whine, it's quite pronounced.
The cheetah's top speed is 70mph.
- No, that's vandalism. - It's not vandalism!
is because this part of the French motorway network is... very heavily policed.
installing Gamal Abdel Nasser as the dictator of Egypt.
- No steward enquiries every time there was a bump. - No.
the elder statesman, the pro.
I wouldn't be surprised to find there's a souvenir shop in Hammond's car.
and at the circuit I'd prove that even with me at the helm,
STEWART: A bit of a weave there, it must be said.
JEREMY: And she's off! Spoiler up, suspension dropped, in full track mode,
And on that terrible disappointment, it is time to end.
And I'm not sure that on a freeway journey like that I got the best out of it.
You see, that's amazing-you're both talking rubbish again.
- Do you know, I was following a pigeon the other day. - You what?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you throw a drowning guitarist?
He's right. If they're turbocharge especially, because then they don't rev.
You know, Manfred Mann outrank me because he came before,
One thing that fascinate me is why are drummers always the butt of everybody's wit?
No, no. He er... He overtook it.
- You're just kissing those lines so neatly. - That bode well.
JEREMY: ..because a thick fog descend.
JEREMY: Before we embark on our practice laps,
The forces being exert on the outside tyres are unbelievable.
I reckon it's got more to give.
Er... He roar off. Unbelievable speed. I couldn't keep up.
If Lancia remade the Fulvia now&
and an articulate lorry came in front of me,
It's because they secretly admire our dragging knuckles.
for two hours we chop wood for a living,
- Well, you lend them to your family. - (CHUCKLES) Yes.
I can only brake when I'm accelerating. Seriously.
- Yeah. - Which has rub off on you.
And after they retire that from racing,
"This vote cheer the whole of Britain up."
and the back of a truck ran over and squash my Hillman Minx like a bug.
I think it's the spark plugs are all fouled up and gum up.
Got bust by the constabulary,
You have got a point, because the police are more bother around here
I think it's the spark plugs are all foul up and gummed up.
But as we crest the Pyrenees, the fog lifted.
God, you're completely screw.
- JEREMY: I approve of the... - STEWART: It's looking really dramatic.
The tooling and the technical drawings were all destroy in the fire,
This is very authentically '50s. I'm enjoying it.
- (CHEERING) - That looked unbelievably quick. Did you see it?
to make it work elegantly on the road.
- You're just kissing those lines so neatly. - That bodes well.
And Ford has decided, amazingly, they would like to sell more,
It's because they secretly admire our dragging knuckles.
I promise you, I do genuinely like it.
I know some of you think I'm being deliberately obtuse
who is supposedly in front of you,
You both presumably played really big ones over the years.
and then work backwards from that to make it,
so technically only a Jaguar employee can drive it.
Holding it nicely there.
...which will lower the car gently.
you wouldn't legally be allowed to drive it on the road, would you?
Literally the most pointless race in history.
RICHARD: Meanwhile, I'd got my car going again, and was starting to regret it.
And remember, this is, essentially, a D-Type.
- And lend them out? - Erm... Not often, but occasionally, yeah.
...we have many other things besides.
- And really, well, it's second-hand values, isn't it? - Well, basically, yeah.
- Gun rack! "Somewhere for my gun!" - (LAUGHTER)
- Seventy-eight degrees at the top, apparently. - (CRIES OUT)
MAN: Cupholders. - Cupholders, definitely.
And in this show, apart from James's weird jacket and T-shirt combination...
Unfortunately, in 1957 there was a huge fire at the factory,
JEREMY: Eventually, though, the people of Pau wanted their town back,
I played it twice- you know, two nights running-
on what, over the years, has become a bumpy, potholed deathtrap.
The bumps are so unnerving!
It just... That's one of the most revolting cars I've ever seen.
I know some of you think I'm being deliberately obtuse
You can't help thinking a thumping great V8
you don't buy a Bakelite telephone.
"Mine's inflamed. I can't pee." It's one of those things, isn't it?
Wow! So the mechanical device with a higher top speed beat the bewildered animal
Oh, my giddy aunt! That is... Jesus Christ!
It does. A peregrine falcon does. It does 220.
- I'm staggered! He has! - He's won a thing!
Shit! That's terrifying!
Ooh! There's a howl from the bespoke Michelins there.
which was full of wartime leaders and attack cows,
However, the impending hypothermia was not my main worry.
They really are, actually. That's quite embarrassing.
You buy one of these so you can go to a track on a miserable Monday morning
Did you follow it into a tree? Because that would have been really risky.
Absolutely blistering. Unbelievable car, that.
of that new, very serious Antarctic research vessel,
And then I came across ASBO Man, who was immediately suspicious.
JEREMY: I'm amazed he didn't notice.
To be in one of them is unreal!
but I can just see... Let's have a look. That's really skinny, that bit.
OK, congratulations, James. This is the steep banked circuit I've ever, ever seen.
on James's ridiculous route,
because the public can't be trusted to be sensible.
JEREMY: May I just ask-it's a rude question, I know-