Name: Cops and Roger
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) sociopath

Plus, I'm a sociopath, so, you know, all this fits me like a slipper.
2) mugger

If you had been in that parking lot, you would have kicked that mugger's ass!
3) meatball

I'm gonna try the meatball. Huh?
4) taillight

Noticed that one of your taillight was busted.
5) whoop

[ Chuckling ] Whoop. Got your napkin.
6) mustache

You don't deserve to wear that mustache!
7) lasagna

Your days of putting condoms in lasagna are over.
8) mayonnaise

You! Put that tub of mayonnaise in my car.
9) gat

♪ On my side is my gat See, I'm all of that ♪ [ Glass Shatters ]
10) bulge

Takes more than a wig and a fake bulge to be a man, Roger.
11) sweetie

Sweetie, I don't blame you for what happened. Well, you should.
12) tummy

Chaz, can you take me home? My tummy doesn't feel so good.
13) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
14) mole

I got a mole at the C.I.A.... [ Gunshots ]
15) bastard

You are a stone-cold bastard.
16) whistle

[ Crowd Cheering, Whistle Blowing ]
17) thief

Hey! No! Thief! [ Grunting ]
18) nonsense

Roger, stop this nonsense! Never!

1) overhear

I overhear you talking to your buddy about a mugger in custody.
2) starve

I am starving.
3) choke

I wanna feel like I'm being choke a little bit.
4) freak

I'm so freak out, I couldn't even make tea.
5) bust

Gonna bust some gun smugglers.
6) mug

Francine got mug, and I just sat there.
7) crap

I cried every day for the first two weeks, crap myself constantly.
8) twist

Chaz has got your head all twist around!
9) screw

We're screw, Roger! [ Horn Honking ]
10) pray

I just pray they would come from my son, and not an alien in a sports bra.
11) escort

Hey, I was escort her, and I was dressed like a man.
12) quit

I know Kiefer Sutherland quit smoking.
13) hang

Love you! Oh, he already hung up. He knows though.
14) kick

If you had been in that parking lot, you would have kick that mugger's ass!
15) lease

Oh, she's good. Yeah. She just lease a Ford Focus. She's good.
16) teach

Roger, this isn't what I taught you.
17) catch

- They caught your mugger. - Let's go. I'm gonna knock his teeth out!
18) push

I am never gonna get push around again!

1) bravest

You're the strongest, bravest, most honorable guy I know.
2) scoot

What? Scoot back on your seat.
3) luckily

Anyway, luckily there was one man who believed in me.
4) sometime

The four of us should go on a double date sometime.
5) eventually

I know his type. Eventually, he's gonna wanna do the honorable thing.
6) extremely

Steve, it's extremely bad-ass.
7) alone

Damn it, Elvis! Leave us alone!
8) sometimes

Sometimes real strength is having power...
9) finally

I'm so glad Ian and I could finally get together with you guys and do this.
10) extra

I'll get it at Baby Gap-- extra small.
11) actually

Actually, me and her broke up.
12) soon

I mean, you don't take that pill, they're gonna find out soon enough.
13) enough

I mean, you don't take that pill, they're gonna find out soon enough.
14) though

Oh, that's excellent. I probably got an "A" though.
15) together

I'm so glad Ian and I could finally get together with you guys and do this.
16) sure

What do you like, Sprite? I sure do.
17) once

Once upon a time, there was a little alien who went to the police academy.
18) hard

♪ Running hard, but I'm still coming to getcha ♪ ♪

1) helpless

[ Man On TV ] Tired of being weak and helpless? [ Gasps ]
2) pathetic

I was useless and pathetic and weak.
3) exhausted

Well, I am exhausted.
4) ridiculous

You look ridiculous. Oh, do I?
5) useless

I was useless and pathetic and weak.
6) brave

Men are strong, honorable and brave! You're none of those things!
7) dumb

It didn't have to be this way, you dumb son of a bitch...
8) upset

Stan was just upset. He didn't mean those things he said.
9) charming

Charming. This side of you is charming.
10) impressed

I have to say, I'm impressed.
11) unexpected

That was unexpected.
12) decent

I put, "Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby."
13) fake

Takes more than a wig and a fake bulge to be a man, Roger.
14) drunk

I was drunk and stupid. It'll never happen again.
15) rough

Dryer in my building is too rough on my delicates.
16) unusual

I grew up in a pretty unusual house.
17) loose

♪ When all hell's breaking loose ♪
18) weak

No, he was right. I am weak.

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