Name: G-String Circus
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) hambone

There'll be filch-arounds, breeders, hambone and tweeners,
2) gonad

Yeah. My gonad are tucked inside my abdomen.
3) boner

How long before the dance boner go away?
4) testicle

I was born with what doctors call "bashful testicle."
5) cramp

Oh, God! Leg cramp!
6) trouser

Give this man your finest trouser arouser.
7) mogul

Is she a dry cleaning mogul?
8) meow

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. [ Male Cat ] Meow, meow.
9) mulch

It's not trash. I'm collecting organic compounds for the mulch I'm developing.
10) scum

I'm gonna transform her from scum of the earth to captain of industry!
11) disbursement

Next, Director of Payroll Disbursement, Karen Snur!
12) blob

zobows and debows and blob that go "eener."
13) pawn

[ Chuckles ] You know, nothing cheers you up like being in a pawn shop.
14) sweetie

Take a good look, sweetie. This is how you wear that.
15) suitcase

This suitcase is filled with science fiction.
16) pickle

that none of these boys are gonna go full pickle tonight.
17) abdomen

Yeah. My gonads are tucked inside my abdomen.
18) stallion

Listen, your stallion here is trying to run out on his dance.

1) crumple

No wonder it was all in crumple ones. You are such a liar!
2) arouse

Worst part is, I keep getting arouse.
3) pawn

Actually, I pawn it all to pay down my debt.
4) tuck

Yeah. My gonads are tuck inside my abdomen.
5) sneak

Snuck in my own. [ Whispers ] This is a party ball.
6) spruce

I bought the clothes and spruce up the store so it would look like we have customers,
7) scare

You scare me.
8) hesitate

I hesitate. I'm just-- I'm thinking too much.
9) enroll

is enroll her in school.
10) depart

[ Engine Starts, Vehicle Departs ]
11) knock

They don't make you buy the two-drink minimum when you're knock up.
12) steal

Did that girl just leave? I think she stole my jewelry!
13) settle

All right. Let's get you ladies settle in.
14) deserve

I so deserve this. Do it!
15) mess

I'm sorry my father mess with your life with his stupid advice.
16) admit

Stan, why don't you just admit your plan isn't working?
17) brush

And, you, strangle me while I brush your hair.
18) suppose

Are you suppose to be pregnant or fat?

1) barely

Once I paid all my costs and taxes, I'm barely breaking even.
2) besides

And besides, he can be pretty smart sometimes.
3) obviously

And Tanqueray's obviously not cut out for school.
4) immediately

Francine, meet me in the shower immediately.
5) sometimes

Well, sometimes it takes a while for a business to get going.
6) instead

Because instead of doing our normal Space Camp activities,
7) forward

Lean forward and look back. That's what I like.
8) thus

thus attracting real customers.
9) late

[ Imitating Woman ] So my man say he been working late,
10) almost

[ Laughing ] I almost cut your hands off!
11) outside

Francine, I found this G-string outside.
12) actually

Actually, I already have a business idea-- organic mulch.
13) fine

Hayley's doing fine on her own.
14) enough

I don't know if that's funny enough for you to leave on!
15) ever

Don't ever let me see you naked, okay? I'm sorry!
16) least

Hey, at least he's taking an interest in you. More than my dad ever did.
17) too

I hesitated. I'm just-- I'm thinking too much.
18) around

That's right, baby. We turned it around.

1) filch

There'll be filch-arounds, breeders, hambones and tweeners,
2) crestfallen

The "C" in C.I.A. doesn't stand for "crestfallen."
3) bashful

I was born with what doctors call "bashful testicles."
4) smug

Well, check it out, you smug little bastard.
5) menstrual

Now, some ground rules-- All of you are gonna get on my menstrual cycle,
6) uncomfortable

I'm a little uncomfortable. Damn it, Smith! You think I'm not?
7) lean

Lean forward and look back. That's what I like.
8) excited

It makes me excited. It gives me the chills.
9) instructional

I was listening to my spit-take instructional tape.
10) brilliant

but your daddy is a brilliant painter.
11) weird

It's weird, right?
12) stupid

I'm sorry my father messed with your life with his stupid advice.
13) okay

♪ We're okay ♪
14) fiscal

If we don't spend it by the end of the fiscal year, they'll cut our budget for next year!
15) organic

Actually, I already have a business idea-- organic mulch.
16) smart

And besides, he can be pretty smart sometimes.
17) rich

When it takes off, we'll be rich.
18) administrative

our wonderful administrative support staff!

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