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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
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but if you guys can't reel in your shenanigan,
Out of the way, twerp. [ Grunts ]
Wipe your nose on your sleeve. Eat Cheerios out of a Baggie.
right after the guard-inmate kickball game tomorrow,
I don't know. That sounds like mumbo jumbo.
You've-- You've got the ladybug barrette in there, and--
Touch a urinal, then touch your face. Yeah, okay.
One of the perk of being in a minimum-security prison. [ Knocking ]
This is a good bagel. Probably 'cause it's a doughnut.
with these little prong that clip into the lower tray...
I'm talking anus caked in a crust of human waste.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
We let you paint the chair we made for my nephew.
I've decided just to give you a slap on the wrist.
that our own posterior were left unattended.
I'm talking anuses caked in a crust of human waste.
and spread the rumor that your sphincter has teeth.
But seriously, the next parole board meets...
You inherit all of his responsibilities.
You butcher my hair!
But the state insist I wear a shoe you can't make a weapon out of.
You owe me big, Mr. Hard Time.
- I'm not coming out. - Mind if I bounce with you a little?
Okay, that right there-- that's funny. I deserve that.
Oh, my God. That spell "ass". [ Steve ] That's me, Dad.
Food belong in your tummies.
They were suppose to come yesterday. They never showed.
The warden kick first. You don't wanna miss this.
And I've realize nothing I do now is gonna fix my crummy childhood.
I'm talking anuses cake in a crust of human waste.
Well, if we pull off this prank at the kickball game,
and you will act like and be treat like an adult.
- What? - You caught him playing with himself?
The worst thing is he's always push for our early release.
I've decide just to give you a slap on the wrist.
[ Squawks ] Warden suck. You rascal.
Luckily, I have six pictures of him right here.
Mmm. Oh. Oh, I definitely stepped in something.
Forever? It-- It felt like forever.
Patient is hostile but salivating normally.
Steve, you're absolutely not having a space party. That's childish.
As future homeowners, you'll need to properly insulate.
I almost missed my father's prison kickball game.
Can we go outside? No.
I'm kind of making a pizza. I'll pay you $75.
What? But you'll be out soon, right?
He's mature enough, Stan.
- I'll just put 60. - Yeah, that sounds good. Okay, talk to you later.
How else would we do that?
Has that ever been done? Probably.
Damn it, woman! You always jump to that.
They were supposed to come yesterday. They never showed.
Oh, Stan, the garage door is stuck again.
You kids are too young to remember...
that this is a case of Pavlovian conditioning.
He's running himself ragged being the man of the house.
Oh. That's embarrassing. Did you walk in on him?
Oh, and do you know where the schematic diagram of the dishwasher is?
Fell asleep at dawn for five minutes and had a stress dream about the house burning down.
Oh, sweet, luxurious hair.
a nice relaxing trip to the barber--
[ Crying ] It's awful. It's so awful.
And you'd be right to be excited.
Yeah, Dad. We're doing an "outer space" party.
Fell asleep at dawn for five minutes and had a stress dream about the house burning down.
Uh, are you sure it looks okay?
I'm very proud of him at this moment, but--
Your inner child is putting his foot down.
when I say immediate release would be the best--
Slow and bouncy and over the plate.
And it's hard for me to even say it it sounds so negative,
you won't be eligible for an early release.