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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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of a falafel plate, that's how I'm doing.
He is the ballsiest outhouse cleaner we got.
Listen up, maggot!
The way that you don't get turd in your hair, sir.
Lentils are ready.
Shut up, you pre-eating douche bag!
You the one who cleaned the toilet by the grotto?
I'm just an authoritative mouthpiece!
'cause Dad's a lunatic!
it damn well better be a Frisbee!
PRIVATE: Sarge, don't go in!
You, sack up and eat your wife's grub!
we need to discuss ways for you and Hayley to regain intimacy!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Sans cracker!
That four-eyed bastard!
ROGER: You hear an IED blew a troop transport
That jerk at the dry cleaners who lost my tie.
My folks would be devastate if they knew the truth.
I knew I should've abort him.
Why are we pretend to be his parents again?
We're bore, and we've been bore for years.
There! You hot and bother now? Take that!
How dare you!
the respect I deserve in this family!
You destroy my family!
You're all sue when I get back!
You shut your mouth.
That's what all that training was for, I suppose.
Just that Steve has a girlfriend he hasn't introduce you to.
♪ He's been telling lie ♪
I tend to suck on food erotically,
I'm suit up.
And this is you catch.
That jerk at the dry cleaners who lost my tie.
Sometimes we forget you are a man in a fish's body.
and win campaigns decisively!
I don't ordinarily dine with my patients.
it damn well better be a Frisbee!
but I'll definitely be home for dinner.
Eventually, it'll become second nature
Exactly!
Leave me alone, embarrassing straight parents
and cry sometimes.
Oh, it feels so good to finally be validated.
I'm not quite sure...
I've actually been pretending my neighbors,
That hot enough for you, Jeff? Whoa, oops!
that doesn't smell funny and break two days later?
You're far too old to be pregnant.
Well, who else shall I send to Iraq?
If you ever need some bitches, remember, White James.
I always feel safe here.
It doesn't mean I love her any less.
Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
Isn't that a little far fetched?
Inbred dinner wolves!
a teenager embarrassed of his parents.
Embarrassing!
I'm just an authoritative mouthpiece!
We got a native inbound!
and it makes people uncomfortable.
We're bored, and we've been bored for years.
Be grateful you have two parents who love you!
It's the only way I can get excited.
romantic comedies like Sweet Home Alabama!
Tough Titicacas.
What do you know? You're just a stupid fish.
It's okay, Dr. Penguin.
I think it's pretty obvious that Dr. Penguin
PRIVATE: I don't like this, it's too quiet.
No matter how dangerous it gets,