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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
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my prison cellmate for three years.
and hasn't challenged a dog to a fistfight in days.
Cake! Cake! Pie! Brownie!
to drink 14 shots of tequila when I'm on it.
is plant some heirloom tomatoes up in here.
their vow to each other, which will be boring,
I thought my niece was going to be the flower girl.
The Bangles, bi-atch, circa '87!
(shank hitting, grunting, bell ringing, crowd chatter)
of getting hit by a meteor
Do they do that so the bum won't have sex in there?
(shank hitting, grunting, bell ringing, crowd chatter)
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Ashley's doing the splits for a cigarette.
You almost died, bro! Alone!
best man, groom, bride and flower girl.
But your love has finally given me the gut to do it.
What you talkin' 'bout, Stan?!
I've been accuse
These Cubans are hassling me!
But she dump me because I wouldn't commit.
He's real mess up now.
and I were adopt by a rich white guy.
I take allergy medicine, and I'm not suppose
hasn't pee on any cakes,
Stan, you were the one who introduce me to Olivia,
When was the moment you realize you wanted to marry Brian?
I smoke a pack of cigarettes in the closet,
the way we treat marine life in this country.
How'd that fat water fool let himself get caught four times?
after being lost at sea for 12 years!
All that stuff really happen to me.
after he beat up my previous husband.
Guess I'll take this opportunity
What if you wear them up in the club?
So go on. Do what you were born to do.
But luckily, a good friend of mine was looking out for me.
And obviously,
Ever! Forever!
He's pronouncing "cocaine" properly,
and having a half-black baby is exactly what I need
Oh, God! Alone, bro!
It's hard to know what the right thing is sometimes, Mr. D.
It took some doing, but I finally managed to find him...
Especially because I have a secret of my own.
Well, I was seeing a real classy broad recently.
You almost died, bro! Alone!
(whispering): I'm super afraid!
It's actually a picture of my family,
I just need my bitches to get along for a couple more days.
There will be no limit to how far I can go.
We had some great times together.
TRACY: Yeah, Brian. Nothing else to do in here but get strong.
But that was years ago!
(indistinct, overlapping crowd chatter)
After that, we had three years of wedded bliss.
who has led you down this blissful
He's two weeks sober, jogging every day,
It'll be adorable, a real crowd pleaser.
Can't get in trouble if I'm asleep!
What we got here is the eternal flame.
Oh, the weird shorts guy?
No, your niece was not attractive.
Maybe there's one through this odd, tiny door.
Like Lil' Kim, I have a real tough body for shorts.
I, too, found an old blind woman
I see my beauty has caused you to be quiet mid-sentence.
You're looking guapo, as usual.
I'm so proud of him, Stan.
My twin brother!
Well, I was seeing a real classy broad recently.
They're amazing.