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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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From the novelization of the film Finding Nemo.
are down in the catacomb. We have to...
Mene mene! Mene mene!
This is sacrilege!
Nemo turned Steve into an apostate of Satan!
You... you have a-a pimple coming in
How good are meatball?
This just in: The assailant has now been identified as...
Should I grow a mustache?
There's also a scallop Shu Mai that tastes like nothing
or kill the antichrist
and I saw this orphanage and...
It's "omen" spelled backwards!
When the rapture comes!
My HDL was also high, but that's good.
Here, have some caramel corn.
You mean a persona that's on board and enthusiastic?
maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp.
Jesus is always shred.
Jeff?! I thought you drown.
Stop! I'll shoot you, Dad, I swear!
Check it... God fathers this kid and then disappear.
You know my pimp cup that I sip purple drink and eggnog out of?
and a mushroom flatbread pizza that smell like nut sack.
you already kind of screw yourself there.
You adopt a child without asking me?!
Mrs. Palin, your new issue of Highlights magazine has arrive.
Now what am I suppose to burn
Oh, honey, I forgot to tell you, Martha invite us to...
No, Stan, you're kick out of Christianity.
Any help at all would be greatly appreciate.
There's also a scallop Shu Mai that taste like nothing
steadily push me towards madness, I feel great!
Oh, honey, I forgot to tell you, Martha invited us to...
Exact same thing happen to Shaq.
Well, I guess if I stick to the sidewalk, I'll be fine.
I can't let you do that, Dad, so I sent him someplace
It's "omen" spelled backwards!
and I hereby officially accept.
Yeah! Aside from the vivid nightmares
You okay, boy?
Obviously, I'm doing the most important role:
You have to be absolutely positive
Leave me alone, baby!
Plus, sometimes I feel broken inside
and I was finally able to achieve orgasm.
I'll especially miss you, Christ-in-the-box.
(Drunkenly): It's almost ready.
Look, Stan, I actually think what you did
you already kind of screwed yourself there.
Pretty soon, we'll all be sleeping in the white house.
(Shudders) I'll come back later!
far away, where you'll never find him.
How did you get a kid so fast?
You're not getting past supe positive Asian Roland Chang.
Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice,
Francine, I'm the most devout member of the church.
He sounds punitive.
From baby Jesus to awkward teenager Jesus
Good-bye, amusing religious Tchotchkes.
You mean a persona that's on board and enthusiastic?
Ah! You dumb son of a...! No, that's not who Roland is.
They seemed real happy to get rid of him.
You must get the sacred daggers of Tel Megiddo from the Vatican.
who's really excited about helping me?
You're drunk?!
Mom, Steve's acting weird again.
Keep an eye on that kid, and be careful.
You're sad for grandpa, too.
Well, there are three, but they're tough:
Is everything okay, Jeff?
You know my pimp cup that I sip purple drink and eggnog out of?