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He's the laughingstock of the community.
The trick or treater are here!
Oh, you're one of Sam's frien-
The novelization of "Star Wars."
I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.
a protagonist who was both a nihilist
How can you possibly be allergic to nougat?
Sardines...
Hey, you guys, be cool. The narc's here.
Then I got dib on all your malt balls.
Yes, congratulation to us all, indeed.
[horn honk]
And bring pillowcase. No grocery bags.
[burp]
Hey, Mom! [doorbell rings]
beggin' like a tramp.
We just egged my little brother.
Last time you did that, you puked
Sort of wanna freshen up my wound before we go out.
Mr. Rosso, could you not humiliate me
[stifled laughter] Oh, my god.
[tires screech] What was that?
Don't make him barf! My mom cooks dinner in here!
You know what? At least she's bein' nice.
not to take unwrapped candy.
See? It's workin' already.
- [students groan] - It's time to grow up, people.
Nailed 'em, baby, Nailed 'em.
Um, hey, what are you doin' for Halloween?
they're going to inject the candy with heroin
[knocks softly]
Rich people traditionally give out the cheapest candy.
It kinda sucks.
Oh, for crying out loud.
How can you possibly be allergic to nougat?
Halloween's for little kids anyway.
Yes, congratulations to us all, indeed.
Certainly glad we all decided to celebrate Halloween.
- Come on. - Go ahead, Linds.
- Right. - Yeah, right, exactly.
Uh, perhaps you've never heard
We thought maybe you'd like to come with us.
I guess I'll have to be your little prince instead.
I know she was really looking forward to this.
You gotta be especially careful, though.
It's total white, middleclass hypocrisy.
Yeah, I know. I was just goofin' on 'em.
You look like the fricking Tin Man.
We're borrowing my uncle's bigass Caddy, and...
[derisive laughter]
Your beady eyes
I don't think that sounds dorky at all.
All right, and now step into the soundproof booth.
not to take unwrapped foodstuffs.
[doorbell rings]
If I were the bionic woman...
"Al Jaffee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions."
what some would call an existential enigma...
[sarcastic chuckle] Hilarious.
Jean, I don't think there's bearded ladies