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Oh, I got those underage drinkin' blues.
Congratulations, everybody.
[car horn honk]
Having a scrimmage against Mount Clemon next week.
- Where's your mustache, Jesus?
I mean, we need some...slacks.
Glug, glug, glug.
Some stupid bouncer asked what my star sign was.
Our shop teacher got his pinky cut off
Now you can go and fart in front of her.
Our shop teacher got his hair caught in a lathe
Where's the waitress when you need her?
by its more popular nom de plume‒
by some junkie working for the post office.
but he called the policeman a bad word.
I'm not swinging an ax.
like should you get shanked in the yard or the dining hall?
are weeded out of the gene pool.
and we cleaned your butts when you pooped
I didn't know, so he snagged it.
I have cornered the market on barley.
We bathed you,
[chuckling]
- I need to look at your faces, memorize them...
and they're not gonna unpack themselves, all right?
She's lucky that wasn't intercepted
You can't fart in front of a woman.
You guys know what I'm talkin' about?
See, we all yell across the table at each other
And when they tried to sew it back on,
quite frankly, okay?
so we're practically related.
but we kinda sit here every day.
If you couldn't blast one in bed, you'd get physically ill.
She can barely contain herself.
Oh, you can hardly stand to be around us.
it didn't fit anymore.
could potentially change our lives.
♪ Oh, Havana, I've been searching for you everywhere
I can sit somewhere else.
♪ Dancing solo down in Herald Square
Yeah, but you're definitely more than friends.
Yeah, they take forever on purpose,
All right, I was left back twice.
I'll bring 'em faster than you can eat 'em,
[indulgent sigh]
There's a box of Parisian nightsuits in the back,
Oh, I got those underage drinkin' blues.
Finally, a sane man. God, this is...
I was just being polite.
in which weak and inferior genes
by the radial arm saw.
That's not a nice, petty-pet pet rooster.
What if I'm asleep right now and this is just a dream,
God, this is so unfair.
♪ I could always find my Cuban skies
What, there's, like, no dumb old people?
She's not as scary.
That was brutal.
There's a big Vietnamese community up there in Alberta.