Name: Finale
Released: 2018-01-18
Cast: Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe

1) subplot

The whole subplot of me beating Marquise
2) pomp

Man, this is a lot of pomp and circumstance
3) tum

I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum
4) decency

You know, he should have the decency to tell you why he cut you out.
5) tortilla

We ran out of tortilla a half hour ago.
6) breakup

I may have to steal that for a breakup move.
7) crotch

I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree,
8) vow

Larry and Andrea have created their own vow,
9) espionage

Thinking about the military, some corporate espionage.
10) taco

-What about taco? -Sure.
11) cucumber

Cucumber? Where?
12) circumstance

Man, this is a lot of pomp and circumstance
13) prism

You're like this prism that takes in light

1) beckon

a wonderful future beckon and winked.
2) plop

they plop to the ground at my feet."
3) scrap

at the pie-eating contest got scrap.
4) freak

I got really freak out
5) bump

I just bump into Morris Chestnut,
6) mess

You don't want to be mess around, so maybe it's good it came up now.
7) engage

No, I just-- I just want you to be engage
8) invest

And I've basically invest two of my prime years with you,
9) suppose

This is suppose to be the best taco.
10) invite

because I invite a lot of my friends and family.
11) wake

Then one day, I woke up and just thought,
12) promise

And do you, Rachel, promise to make
13) decide

How many women did you meet before you decide on Ma?

1) drunkenly

And then you decided to drunkenly berate the director?
2) ethnically

I love seeing ethnically mixed couples.
3) madly

I knew right away I was madly in love
4) literally

Literally any taco place.
5) basically

you're basically saying it could read your mind.
6) definitely

people say it has mixed reviews, and I definitely don't go see it.
7) forever

Are you the one person that I'm supposed to be with forever?
8) possibly

in a possibly outdated institution
9) normally

when people normally get married?
10) earlier

You remember earlier?
11) sometimes

I mean, I'm in a great marriage, and sometimes we're at 90.
12) instead

instead of helping me research tacos?
13) forward

so you can move forward with your life?

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