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Master of None » Season 1 » Indians on TV

00:30:14

Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) brouhaha

I feel like you only really risk starting a brouhaha
2) chickpea

Desi-owned, chickpea-based protein.
3) slur

"Hey, that's a racial slur. You mind changing that?"
4) mitten

or he designs mitten or does one of the jobs
5) nacho

I got you. Hey, order of nacho here.
6) motherfucker

Those racist motherfucker die, and we take over!
7) mozzarella

These are mozzarella sticks.
8) lactate

"I think Mumbai Muscle might be causing me to lactate."
9) stereotype

so much of the stuff we go out for is just stereotype?
10) brat

-Courtside brat. -You know what?
11) gangster

♪ Some call me the gangster of love ♪
12) noodle

It's a thicker noodle, dummy.
13) biscuit

They'd just go back to eating the biscuit.
14) pea

we're really close on this pea protein.
15) audition

About destroying the audition.
16) spaghetti

Ooh, what about this spaghetti? Can I have this?
17) scare

Hope everything's okay after the whole lactating scare.
18) microscope

and you put them under a microscope,

Verbs

1) apologize

Not only did the Kutch show up to their office and apologize,
2) crush

Yeah, I crush it, man. How you been, dude? You look good.
3) intern

Much better than the spot I had when I intern at Nickelodeon.
4) prop

prop up to look like she was reading.
5) leak

Damn. Man, if that email got leak, that person would get fired.
6) mess

Isn't that kind of mess up?
7) refuse

He refuse to do an accent to play Srikumar.
8) disagree

I disagree with literally everything he says, but...
9) destroy

'cause I just destroy that scene.
10) invest

He and I are invest in the same company.
11) suppose

Am I suppose to wear a coat?
12) realize

You realize how lucky you are? You're 12 years old.
13) bet

I bet it's huge.
14) catch

The only thing that's changed is, I caught you,
15) assume

I assume this jacked Indian dude you brought is Anush?
16) exist

Progress exist. Shout-out to gays.
17) happen

Dude, it still happen. You see The Social Network?
18) beat

All right, let's not beat around the bush.

Adverbs

1) accidentally

I think I accidentally got forwarded an email chain.
2) afterwards

He said I can take you to the toy store afterwards
3) literally

I disagree with literally everything he says, but...
4) personally

I personally think you should,
5) possibly

and possibly never working again.
6) truly

I am truly sorry for the email.
7) slow

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Slow down.
8) fucking

"Curry our favor"? Are you fucking serious?
9) forward

so we won't be moving forward with it.
10) especially

especially because you got the leverage in this situation.
11) recently

As a matter of fact, I just recently recorded
12) therefore

I don't rep him. Therefore, I don't give a fuck about him.
13) super

What, you don't know how to do it? It's super easy, man.
14) actually

Well, at least they're actually
15) kind

I just feel kind of weird doing that voice.
16) enough

If you go back far enough, we're all 1/16 something.
17) later

All right, I'll call you later.
18) though

You know, "curry our favor" is pretty bad, though.

Adjectives

1) relatable

It wouldn't be as, you know, relatable to a large mainstream audience.
2) disrespectful

-Mm. -I mean, that's some disrespectful shit.
3) adamant

He seemed pretty adamant about it.
4) sexist

Sexist stuff about women?
5) chilled

Chilled monkey brains.
6) unnamed

Really? The two lines for "unnamed cab driver"?
7) frustrating

Yeah, but isn't it frustrating,
8) racist

People don't get that fired up about racist Asian or Indian stuff.
9) ridiculous

I mean, that's ridiculous and offensive.
10) insane

This is insane.
11) philosophical

full of philosophical platitudes.
12) delicious

I'm looking for the most delicious thing on the planet.
13) impressive

Yeah, wow, that's really impressive,
14) offensive

you'll find something offensive.
15) fake

Yeah. They got a real robot and a fake Indian.
16) damn

I'd be working here by my damn self.
17) incredible

Shit is incredible.
18) weird

I just feel kind of weird doing that voice.

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