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Master of None » Season 1 » Ladies and Gentlemen

00:26:08

Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe

25

Words to remember

Nouns

1) frittata

and we both Instagrammed the picture of that frittata?
2) awkwardness

I'm actually too afraid of the awkwardness
3) bozo

If that bozo thinks he's getting a tip
4) boba

Do you-- You want to go get some boba tea?
5) vigilante

Yeah, like, I'm a vigilante that, like,
6) negotiator

I'm a great negotiator, get you those primo prices.
7) robber

Like, I see a bank robber, and I'm, like, "Stop it!"
8) stature

My large stature can keep you safe.
9) summertime

It's summertime! Let's get cooking.
10) pup

Ooh, is that the pet store where they got the pup cam
11) rake

Oh, God, do we have smaller rake?
12) forehead

You can't fuck up the line above their forehead.
13) bullshit

after this bullshit,

Verbs

1) snub

Yeah, he totally snub us.
2) rake

And rake too!
3) motivate

maybe he wasn't motivate by a crazy sexist agenda
4) jerk

Man, we got video of you jerk off.
5) slam

and he slam his head on the low ceiling.
6) bust

Dude, you're bust, all right?
7) sweat

now I'm sweat wherever I go.
8) possess

I'm just saying, if they possess our intelligence
9) shake

Oh, oh, you seem pretty shake up.
10) defend

I defend Brad Honeycutt.
11) suppose

It's suppose to be nice tomorrow.
12) invite

but when I invite you to see You, Me and Dupree,
13) wash

He just went to the bathroom, wash his hands, they're still wet.

Adverbs

1) sometime

So, uh, we should hang out sometime.
2) afterwards

and then give him a mean mug afterwards.
3) wherever

now I'm sweating wherever I go.
4) somehow

and could somehow organize, it'd be a fair fight.
5) definitely

Though you definitely didn't need
6) forever

So it took forever to order a drink there,
7) exactly

but what would we do, exactly?
8) earlier

Well, um, earlier today, my friend Denise and I
9) finally

Finally, I had to go to that pet store, Le Petit Puppy,
10) instead

instead of tending to the lovely, large Caucasian man
11) especially

And when somebody, especially my boyfriend,
12) super

It's super hard.
13) actually

I'm actually too afraid of the awkwardness

Adjectives

1) frumpy

They're, like, all frumpy bags of pudding.
2) antiquated

Isn't that whole thing just antiquated?
3) sexist

sort of sexist monster for thinking that
4) insulting

my personal experience, it's insulting.
5) fluffy

Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.
6) caucasian

instead of tending to the lovely, large Caucasian man
7) jealous

Dude, I'm so jealous of your setup, man.
8) fulfilling

You're nurturing this fulfilling and rich--
9) uncomfortable

Yeah, it was definitely uncomfortable.
10) awful

someone isn't so awful that they wouldn't
11) charming

and his charming Indian friend.
12) viral

And who knows if the clip will go viral, you know?
13) impressed

Wow, I'm really impressed you knew that.

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