Adverbs

• 1) incredibly

  become so incredibly important when sex is involved.

• 2) nowhere

  And out of nowhere, this fancy-looking guy comes forward

• 3) virtually

  But since HMOs have made it virtually impossible

• 4) damn

  I'm telling you, we are so damn hot,

• 5) aside

  and tells everyone to step aside and give my mother some air.

• 6) carefully

  And if you go ahead and listen very carefully,

• 7) eventually

  I may eventually need a vagina transplant.

• 8) exactly

  I rolled that damn thing exactly the way the video I bought told me to.

• 9) sometimes

  Sometimes I like a little sugar in my coffee.

• 10) finally

  Will they? Won't they? They finally do and they're happy for ever.

• 11) instead

  Instead, you'll be blabbering about your feelings,

• 12) forward

  And out of nowhere, this fancy-looking guy comes forward

• 13) almost

  I cannot believe you almost let me leave.

• 14) actually

  You looked surprised that you were actually having sex.

• 15) kind

  And that was kind of awkward, cos,

• 16) along

  Good thing you came along. I've been on four since med school.

• 17) enough

  It's hard enough without everybody talking.

• 18) often

  I don't tell this story very often,