Name: My Sacrificial Clam
Released: 2018-12-17
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) meningococcus

I'm so sorry you're alone, Mr Winston, but meningococcus is highly contagious.
2) scut

I have scut work and research papers due.
3) gomer

Sure. I'll take him. You grab my three gomer in 408.
4) ballgame

What, do you want to go to a ballgame and share a big tub of popcorn?
5) whoop

I think I speak for the entire administration when I say ''whoop-de-do''.
6) kahuna

Big kahuna, little help?
7) cabana

This conversation stops until cabana boy here goes.
8) strep

I think I may have strep pneumo.
9) refresher

I understand you might need a refresher course in hospital safety.
10) fart

Here comes the fart joke.
11) meningitis

He's my meningitis patient. A personality difference.
12) reductase

HMG-CoA reductase inhibitor?
13) leash

- I've been looking all over for you. - Did you bring his leash?
14) gutter

Gutter ball!
15) sweetheart

Right, sweetheart?
16) scrub

I can't find my scrub top. I must've left it at Sean's.
17) obsession

No. Because, aside from his weird Judy Blume obsession,
18) intercourse

- We cannot have intercourse tonight. - Stop calling it that.

1) amputate

They amputate one of his toes. Popped it right off.
2) motivate

Freud said 90% of all human behaviour is motivate by sexual impulses.
3) swamp

I'm just so swamp right now.
4) scare

I won't let those doctors scare me. I always get right back on the horse.
5) toast

- What's up, porn star? - Somebody toast that marshmallow.
6) realise

It's a weird feeling when you realise you've lost the respect
7) warn

they warn you that you're gonna have to make sacrifices.
8) grab

Sure. I'll take him. You grab my three gomers in 408.
9) suppose

But we were suppose to go to the park.
10) slip

Something is different, because you are slip.
11) lock

I don't wear scrubs. One time, I lock my keys in my car while it was running.
12) replace

We've replace this doctor's blood with hepatitis blood.
13) assume

- What's wrong with them? - I assume they're sick.
14) lose

and you're happy with what you see, you just lost the battle.
15) happen

I'll call you later, and you can explain what just happen.
16) guess

And guess what, He-Man?
17) wear

Isn't that what you were wear when you left last night?
18) tape

I tape record myself saying it, and I listen to myself over and over.

1) aside

No. Because, aside from his weird Judy Blume obsession,
2) eventually

Everybody who works in a hospital eventually gets stuck.
3) absolutely

your hepatitis viral load. Absolutely no big deal.
4) exactly

Just exactly what in the hell is this?
5) alone

I'm so sorry you're alone, Mr Winston, but meningococcus is highly contagious.
6) particularly

I'm not particularly fond of you, although
7) perhaps

Perhaps you have a case of the boogie-woogie flu?
8) sometimes

Sometimes I'm happy just thinking about fooling around.
9) behind

I'm falling so behind on my reading, and I really...
10) enough

Do you know any women who hate themselves enough to date me?
11) later

I'll call you later, and you can explain what just happened.
12) half

Yesterday you were running around my hospital half-naked.
13) together

Why can't couples just be together?
14) else

Elliot, it's not like anybody else knows.
15) ever

I have not been this happy since, well, ever.
16) once

I once had a colleague who got bit by a patient with rabies.
17) always

Don't always assume I wanna be fooling around.
18) never

I don't know Sean, and you've never spoken to me before.

1) forgiving

I'm big on forgiving people who look like they're about to kiss me.
2) sarcastic

Mr Sarcastic strikes again.
3) embarrassed

It was gonna be kinky, and I got embarrassed.
4) gastrointestinal

It could be viral, considering my gastrointestinal situation.
5) hep

I got hit with of one of my hep B patients' syringes.
6) fond

I'm not particularly fond of you, although
7) elevated

Your LLD's very elevated, so you may want to start a...
8) supportive

All you can hope for is a supportive friend to help you get through it.
9) modest

- A few. - He's being modest.
10) dumb

- A dumb-ass says what? - What?
11) viral

your hepatitis viral load. Absolutely no big deal.
12) infected

This is a syringe. When filled with infected blood,
13) topless

I bought extra scrubs so you never have to work topless again.
14) damn

Just get him to sign the damn paper.
15) weird

It's a weird feeling when you realise you've lost the respect
16) careful

Careful. I just might eat you.
17) casual

So I think that maybe we should make this more casual.
18) adequate

What is so bad about being adequate? That's what I do.

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