Name: My Occurrence
Released: 2018-12-17
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) appendicitis

because our appendicitis patient, that dude doesn't have an appendix.
2) gauze

You'll want to rewrap the gauze when it gets soiled.
3) bandage

Rewrap a dirty bandage. It's phenomenal
4) crotch

I was a heartbeat away from giving an appendix patient a crotch lobotomy.
5) tumour

You ever notice how a tumour looks just like cheese?
6) sweetie

Hey, sweetie, you know I was joking about all that stuff, right?
7) morphine

I dosed him with morphine, and the nail went straight through,
8) instinct

So your instinct is to pass on this fantastic one-time offer?
9) jerk

You big jerk.
10) boo

Too much ''ha-ha,'' pretty soon ''boo-hoo.''
11) gut

This is a mistake. I just, I feel it in my gut. I'm sure of it.
12) skinny

but here's the skinny.
13) intern

intern-hating-est monster in this hospital.
14) goodness

Oh, my goodness!
15) spiral

But that sent me on this whole shame spiral, so I decided to travel.
16) idiot

She wasn't pregnant after all. Some idiot mislabelled her sample.
17) urine

I started thinking about your urine and how you stay well-hydrated,
18) surgeon

- Let's get you to a hand surgeon. - What about tough guy?

1) mislabel

She wasn't pregnant after all. Some idiot mislabel her sample.
2) vomit

What? I worked on a homeless guy who vomit up a mitten.
3) sew

Consider my lips sew shut, sir. Which, in this hospital, could happen.
4) sneak

Actually, Ben's been sneak me beers all night, and I'm quite drunk.
5) shave

Can't believe I shave my legs for this.
6) pose

When they're pose, they're not real. I hate that whole, like... thing.
7) flush

Flushed my fish down the toilet. No more feedings, no more bowl cleaning,
8) grab

We haven't grab a beer in weeks. What's that about?
9) screw

I know who screw this up.
10) engage

- You. - I almost forgot! I'm engage!
11) suppose

What am I suppose to do though?
12) divorce

You're a big girl. When you got divorce,
13) dose

I dose him with morphine, and the nail went straight through,
14) promise

then heads will roll, and I promise,
15) capture

Pictures capture moments in time.
16) decide

But that sent me on this whole shame spiral, so I decide to travel.
17) suck

One thing that suck about being a doctor
18) deliver

When you deliver horrible news to someone,

1) admittedly

Well, admittedly, that made it harder. Ooh, good one!
2) somehow

But Jordan somehow got that in the divorce too.
3) potentially

if there wasn't something potentially wrong with me, would you?
4) unfortunately

Unfortunately, the chart wasn't in the out box.
5) earlier

Dr Turk, I heard about your mishap earlier today,
6) finally

I was paged because Ben's blood work was finally ready.
7) quite

Actually, Ben's been sneaking me beers all night, and I'm quite drunk.
8) almost

I know. You know, we almost did... Whoa!
9) actually

Actually, Ben's been sneaking me beers all night, and I'm quite drunk.
10) kind

- I kind of wish you did. - Then I'll do it.
11) soon

Too much ''ha-ha,'' pretty soon ''boo-hoo.''
12) later

- Jordan, I'll call later. All right? - OK. Fine. Forget it. Forget it.
13) though

What am I supposed to do though?
14) far

Because so far no one's screwed up.
15) together

Let's get a picture together.
16) usually

You usually get uncomfortable hugging a guy right about now.
17) else

I wouldn't have slept with someone else
18) ever

You ever notice how a tumour looks just like cheese?

1) gruff

You're going for that gruff doctor routine,
2) bottomless

topless in Inventing the Abbotts, bottomless in Requiem For a Dream,
3) skinned

Ben, look what the cat tried to drag in before it was skinned and eaten.
4) frontal

frontal and tush-tush.
5) awkward

you put people in the awkward position of choosing between you and Perry.
6) jealous

You're just jealous cos you don't have a thing.
7) exhausted

The only reason you're vomiting and exhausted is...
8) harmless

Most of these are clerical and harmless,
9) uncomfortable

You usually get uncomfortable hugging a guy right about now.
10) steep

For about ten minutes. It's very steep.
11) neat

Neat hug.
12) pale

Hello, Benji. You look very pale.
13) occasional

Look, Ben, I know I am prone to making the occasional casual reference
14) curious

More curious, really, than happy.
15) topless

topless in Inventing the Abbotts, bottomless in Requiem For a Dream,
16) fancy

and we decided that it needed to be a little more fancy.
17) surprised

I was surprised. I don't like surprises.
18) drunk

Actually, Ben's been sneaking me beers all night, and I'm quite drunk.

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