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00:23:08
Ellie Kemper, Jane Krakowski, Tituss Burgess
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while her stepdaughter is running around drinking
I was a stewardess,
crinkle-cut fries,
Her boyfriend's an ophthalmologist,
to tell your stepmother that you were drinking.
Your color scheme clashes with the Givenchy romper
I don't know, chica hamburguesa.
reading nook when I was growing up
Please, not in the crotch!
He made a vow to me on Steve Wynn's boat.
Because I'm pretending to be a super villain!
so his nemesis Gonzo wouldn't sabotage his board again
You have four hours to plan a superhero birthday party
This birthday party was a catastrophe.
Well, I met this surfer,
After my tenth failed Lion King audition,
We were playing vodka shotzee
Sometimes I look at them at Barney's from behind a pillar.
And we snuggle all night
from spoil canned goods,
I chew you up, and I spit you out,
I chew you up, and I spit you out,
after she tuck us into the bed we all share.
every cent that you owe these losers.
Because I'm pretend to be a super villain!
By the power vest in me as an adult who is a grown-up,
We don't need no bust-up Iron Man stealing our tips.
And I deserve it.
And then everyone in the Admirals Club laugh at you.
First, our nanny quit, then you don't show up,
Did you tell me that he surf at night
Am I suppose to be afraid of a Hello Kitty
You know, Disney lie to little girls.
but I appreciate your lack of pride.
except the one where I donate my old towels to poor people
and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing,
because he fell asleep on top of me.
Not literally, of course.
'cause we're basically the same age.
Hey, Xan, going somewhere?
You okay out there, Titus?
Obviously, you needn't stay,
And that is definitely not Miss Piggy.
Kimmy, I think my marriage is falling apart.
The point is, I'm extremely busy.
but I can't exactly quit my job.
I forgot to actually fire you earlier.
Sometimes I look at them at Barney's from behind a pillar.
I could finally live my dream of no longer being a mariachi.
so we ended up going to his office instead.
But you were two hours late
Almost.
Oh, they're super rich.
I forgot to actually fire you earlier.
Because I'm pretending to be a supe villain!
Remember how I was, like, so bummed
That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.
not the reception for an Appalachian incest wedding.
I helped keep the Mole Women sane all those years.
So, needless to say, he was DTF.
I'm proficient in WordPerfect
That is ridiculous.
like, blond, blue eyes, tan, okay?
you know, a fascinating transition.
about being black and gay and bald and...
a Hawaiian princess.
All I want to do is get rid of this stupid costume,
That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard,
You're a kid, and childhood is precious.
like, blond, blue eyes, tan, okay?
and it was so romantic.
All I want to do is get rid of this stupid costume,