Adverbs

• 1) fabulously

  He's very available and fabulously wealthy.

• 2) someday

  And someday I'll have enough money

• 3) asleep

  I fell asleep eating a Hot Pocket.

• 4) purely

  Someone's anus is purely decorative.

• 5) loud

  It's not enough just to say things out loud.

• 6) perfectly

  In the bunker, I was perfectly happy just talking to myself,

• 7) fifth

  fifth, the Iron Horse, Lou Gehrig,

• 8) underground

  I was kept underground for 15 years

• 9) twice

  Just getting a run in 'cause I only worked out twice today.

• 10) nearly

  We nearly froze to death.

• 11) alone

  But I remember what it's like being all alone in New York.

• 12) sometimes

  Sometimes the Reverend would tie our hair together.

• 13) finally

  And thanks to you, I finally have the money to do this right.

• 14) deep

  Or deep down, does it just make you bitter and angry?

• 15) outside

  Oh, I went outside today.

• 16) actually

  Um, I don't actually have a cell phone.

• 17) along

  How far along are you? We'll say Kimmy's the mom.

• 18) enough

  Well, I guess we're not all cute enough