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00:25:46
Ellie Kemper, Jane Krakowski, Tituss Burgess
122
How in tarnation am I gonna do that?
She's no snitch." [laughs]
What if some wacko stabbed me with a hypodermic needle
who, shocker, didn't show up today?
The fuzz is back. Everybody just chill out.
do you think you could help a fella out?
you missed but can now binge-watch on Netflix.
Hey, what did I say about using sarcasm, little lady?
So if I give you money, could you buy booze for me?
thanks to that bra salesman in the other van.
The bunker?
♪ You'll leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe ♪
He's great at math and giving back rub
I'll be like, "Stupid pedestrian!"
- What the heck, Kymmi? - This was my mom's.
I got some liquor in my van.
Also, "work" doesn't rhyme with "burst."
I'm playing the world's tiniest violin.
We probably shouldn't have barge in on you like this.
Oh, well, you know high heels were invent by a man, Kimmy,
What if some wacko stab me with a hypodermic needle
And I'm smash it with the world's tiniest hammer.
Look, can I just borrow your phone?
♪ Come on Let your colors burst ♪
Your family upset you,
How dare you!
Oh, I'm so sorry if me being trap in a bunker
for 15 years screw up your life!
with the makeup who hang out under the bridge.
Boyfriends arrive early and do all the boring stuff
How am I suppose to have a normal life
I can't believe you invite a stranger to my party, Titus.
as I introduce you to Gina.
I threw this party to celebrate me,
Oh, he taste like gingersnaps.
Not me. I'm nothing but pump.
It's definitely not just old Valpaks covered in cake icing.
Certainly not.
I guess knowing where people is is not exactly my...
Let alone my own sister.
and I finally have a bra that fits right,
I love you almost as much as I love heroin.
No, I saw she was running low, so I went outside,
I didn't actually find you.
I need to sneak this bicycle inside.
and put together my party playlist.
that no one else wants to do,
That's my favorite sentence ever.
Boy, driving to New York sure was a great idea, Dad.
No. Can you at least play music that has words in it?
Look, Randy, I don't always know what I'm doing either.
[in Spanish] Donna Maria, I never thought I'd see you again.
[in Spanish] Donna Maria, I never thought I'd see you again.
But look, if this is too much for you, I understand.
I'll be so embarrassed and scared.
To quote Virginia Slim, a skinny Southern drag queen I know,
It's rude to interrupt your elders.
Tonight, VC stands for "Very Chic."
and covering me with a blanket if I fall asleep
What? That's insane.
I knew he was a screw by his dumb stupid face.
Liam is pretty upset
You said young, pale, angry.
you know, a fascinating transition.
Well, I know Vovinam, the secret Vietnamese martial art.
All right, stay calm, Randy.
I'm gonna look like one of those fancy ladies
As in frozen water?
Staring at her, all excited like a little boy
That is offensive.
Yes. Something sad.
30's tough for a woman.