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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlane
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I call spitting in the face of my countrymen!
the last pretzel at Wetzel's, like, two weeks ago.
To be director of the orphanage!
I wish you wouldn't shove a retainer full of cake
the Belgian waffle
No retainer full of cake tonight, sweetie?
Whoa-ho! Don't need to see that! (laughs)
like penicillin or opium.
Beep beep.
The orphan can't wait to meet you.
Where are you off to, shiny briefcase?
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Mister, no! What are you doing?!
And I'll have my vengeance.
Why's he named Rashes?
Yeah, after you drowned it in mustard!
two pounds of mushroom.
and I threw up all over the elevator buttons.
Last night, I was sleepwalk
(Belgian accent): This IHOP has desecrate
Got nab for sex trafficking in Lower Manhattan
Yeah, after you drown it in mustard!
Only because it fulfil Allie's lifelong dream.
We adhere to strict rules to ensure things don't
the abandon house on the lake.
You sat me down and insist we watch The Notebook.
You're that guy who freak out when I got
I'm lean towards lilac.
Well, I-I don't know if I deserve this
when you refuse to give him some bone marrow.
(chuckling): I'm sorry, I'm tap out.
But I'll be damn if I'm gonna let sleepwalking me
You adopt him last night.
I suppose, but who can I kill?
We shot this in a home you built
while he examine the children's files.
Smith, are you falling asleep?
and he'll have to leave you alone forever.
Not for base pleasure, certainly.
So, your sleepwalking self came to me earlier.
Let alone a gay conscience.
Perhaps opium is more your speed.
That's great. You're really digging deep
Time to leave that boyish tradition behind.
You're hurting us both, almost equally.
Actually, I'm just gonna go do my mission.
to shoot him in the face and ask questions later.
Hmm. Often when you sleepwalk,
Anyway, I usually do eat cake before bed,
What else do I have going on?
the last pretzel at Wetzel's, like, two weeks ago.
and I'm not letting you kill anyone ever again.
"Spare" money, never understood that.
and I'm not letting you kill anyone ever again.
But in metered doses.
Smith, we've received word that a Belgian terrorist is in town,
Just awful.
It's not my birthday, dumb-ass.
I thought I got rid of you.
We adhere to strict rules to ensure things don't
And they all worked at a Korean restaurant.
Ah! Oh, gross! Ah!
Well, I can't be mad about--
Yeah. It was exciting.
and I'm proud of you.
And you bought some really expensive candy.
Just sit tight, you're going to love this.
But... i-isn't that illegal?
I know I'm going to be too warm in a minute.
Sir, sir! I know you're assigning a wet team
(sighs) If I'm gonna pull this off, I got to be sharp.
Wait, no. Is that my permanent record?