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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlane
45
Hi there, shoplifter!
a VHS tape rewinder,
Russian balalaika trios are gonna be the next big thing,
That's 'cause I give 'em all a regular spritz
if we intend to have gazpacho for Arbor Day,
Hayley, this megaphone is the absolute top-of-the-line.
sweatshop!
I don't like the spunk in this one.
A ream of printer paper,
Jawohl. I lost my testes when I became a fish.
Okay, I'll create a distraction
down the cardigan table.
(trembles) But that's where the Blouse Monster lives!
Let's lift some khaki!
Abort! Abort!
The savior foretold in our legends
and we'll be at the forefront, raking in the rubles.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
you shoplift all this stuff?
The savior foretold in our legends
I say we reunite the band, but as a quartet.
you were pluck instead of plinking!
I vow you'll never hear me speak again!
We lifted it! We pinch it!
been beg me to join 'em.
if we intend to have gazpacho for Arbor Day,
Ah, just a lot of things I've stolen over the years...
Stop laughing and treat me with the respect I deserve!
'Cause it-it smell like you're...
What a rush! I'm shaking.
(groans) I suppose you're right.
Oh, my God, I just realize I can't take it anymore!
We lift it! We pinched it!
Okay, Dad. I promise we'll never shoplift again.
Francine, what are we teach our children
I'm angry that you got caught!
And that, Mr. Baby, is why I vastly prefer
As you can see, our facility is exceptionally cruel.
They might drop down again someday,
Technically, just a pop operation,
Zucchini appropriately phallic...
(loud slurping through straw)
but now... Oh, it's all perfectly natural.
successfully. What?!
is having absolutely no interest in women.
I'll interview her alone.
And finally, for Stan,
you were plucking instead of plinking!
but there's a can outside, and it's not gonna kick itself.
The day "okay" is good enough for this garden club
Yeah. See you later, Mom.
And you and I haven't really done anything together in a while.
Anything else I can help you with?
Nothing will unite us ever again!
to keep alive the orchestral folk traditions of tsarist Russia!
You're making me look uncool in front of the garden club!
but a toothless candy whore who I pay in Razzles.
His, um... nuggs were so traumatized,
badass!
won't be so forgiving with your boy.
"testicular retreat syndrome."
You're both bourgeois mediocrities.
to keep alive the orchestral folk traditions of tsarist Russia!
Welcome to The Gash's infamous third-world sweatshop.
you look in no way suspicious to me.
I thought you were a typical, lame mom,
Ridiculous!
I think the periods imply detached sarcasm.
I'll be sure to give a favorable report.
We have concerns your sweatshop isn't cruel enough.
Now I can write inspirational messages in the water.
Awful. Just awful.