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00:21:33
Seth MacFarlane
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Oh, look, they're doing an exhibit on Augustus Seatbelt,
Stan, get that fire extinguisher!
But how are we gonna fight a giant raccoon?
There are no actual safety precaution in this museum!
but surprise, it wasn't a deuce,
That's it! I'll become a jock!
a hard-core workout regimen, do you?
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Flaps flap ze zap zap!
How... how 'bout... how 'bout now?
You'll be as good a jock as you are a listener.
So I have a crush on this girl,
Steve, put that bulletproof vest on!
You just gave me goose bumps!
the inventor of the airbag.
Francine, grab that wheelchair!
He... Knew that you'd want to eat chili dogs for lunch.
You made us ride ATVs on Ted Nugent's ranch
what dangers are lurk outside this house!
that guy drown trying to save me.
Hey, hey, why you smack your tushie?
Yes, and you annoy me the whole time
I swear, what I saw seemed so real.
I guess we owe you a "thanks," Roger.
it's as if the whole world disappear around me.
not to leave the house and you embrace it.
How dare you?!
But I assure you, your vision wasn't real.
But how have you survive?
Oh, I was just doing that to make you guys laugh.
You see, when I'm engage with a patient,
and he got fired and sue into poverty
I'm lying.
He must've escape.
I don't know if it prove that.
Fine, you caught me. It's not my birthday.
You have been randomly selected for racial profiling.
or will I fall asleep and drown?
Why didn't you just have me stand somewhere else?!
I'm definitely feeling it now.
I could remember this day forever.
Yeah, maybe sometimes
Finally! Someone who wants to hear what I have to say.
I almost had a heart attack!
Yes, my vision says you will be super safe.
I really don't think it's that far across.
Slam that door if I get really rich soon!
that we didn't go along with your stupid plan.
That'll distract him long enough for us to get the boards off.
Didn't work out so well, though, did it?
I really don't think it's that far across.
I suggest you find somebody else,
a couple of months ago?
(sighs) Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
Interesting. It says here autoerotic asphyxiation
by a grieving widow and her Rastafarian fiancé.
Ah, what a restful coma.
I'm a dedicated professional with a spotless record...
Steve, put that bulletproof vest on!
is the number one cause of awkward funerals.
Sounds like someone's jealous of my tub.
Life is risky,
Roger's unbelievable!
Look at this adorable guy!
That's ridiculous, Roger.
How useless was that Costco
They should've listened to me. That was an epic swim.
I can get you nervous Nellies to do anything adventurous.
I see a desperate man with a clip-on tie...
We're not going to any stupid safety museum.
Hmm, I'd say about eight feet tall.
which means you're probably alive.