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00:21:23
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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(Loudly): Father, say hello to Charlotte's kidnapper.
No, you crazy kraut bastard,
Man, that septum is deviated, huh?
don't you move, you sick bugger!
Isn't it? I-- look, this whole fiasco started
Oh, you'd be surpri-- yes, pelham?
or just meat-stuffed intestine in general?
we kidnapped her, collect the ransom ourselves,
Like, a whole handful. At 7:00 A.M., you care for bourbon.
I live in the ten-room penthouse apartment upstairs.
Who knows? Maybe some poor dumb bastard broke in here
Why-- i was gonna say "flap-hammered."
Your jerk-off partner's already back there.
Archer: (Sighs) The last thing I wanted
I am the cops, asshole! I'm working a missing persons!
Get up, dummy. We gotta go.
In the meantime,
Pfft! Talk about no good deed. It was a good deed.
Beat it, ya sicko, before I call the cops.
He said he didn't believe that I'd been kidnap. Yes, he--
Man, that septum is deviate, huh?
using a sever human finger.
as haunt as Mrs. muir's twat.
I apologize for the heat.
Uh, I think maybe somebody toss the place?
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your person, or persons, possess an accent vaguely germanic?
Then it's all settle. Yeah. Uh, I guess.
Or does it smell like finger?
You better pray to god it wasn't you who hit me,
Now shut up, put these on, and follow my lead.
how am I suppose to convince vandertunt you're serious?
Yeah, you really threw a monkey wrench into figgis' plan.
Plus I bet that creepy old joint's
Do you wanna get caught? We're not gonna get caught.
I assume looking for drooling beauty over there.
Your point being? I desperately need sleep?
It's positively tropical in here.
A fine distinction, legally speaking.
You can sleep when you're dead. It may literally come to that.
You're damn right you will-- to the bobbies!
And then, obviously, bring me her severed finger
Apparently that was your brother.
Exactly. Whose fault is that?
but instead I'm looking for a damn finger.
So I am not looking forward to this.
(Sighs) Almost there.
you actually have Charlotte.
Yes, even Charlotte isn't stupid enough
I'm just sort of a go-between.
though, right? Well--
Nobody has ever said,
to get herself kidnapped by two different kidnappers at once.
I never even see the inside of a cell.
Charlotte's ostensible kidnapper!
Whom I'm sure she's boring senseless
And then, obviously, bring me her severed finger
But on some level, it's gotta be pretty frustrating.
brand-newly deceased.
Oh, yes. He's just being rude.
Who knows? Maybe some poor dumb bastard broke in here
some pull-on fake feet, man, not-- not--
Oh, you'd be surprised.
but instead I'm looking for a damn finger.
Hits like a weak little bitch of a girl,
Yes, even Charlotte isn't stupid enough
oh, sweet Jesus lord god Christ,
how am I supposed to convince vandertunt you're serious?
White, female, mid-30s, fresh,
Pelham has had the most interesting telephone call.
Who knows? Maybe some poor dumb bastard broke in here
You can sleep when you're dead. It may literally come to that.