Name: Gramercy, Halberd!
Released: 2019-07-11
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) shitheel

Uh, that was rhetorical, shitheel!
2) halberd

That halberd was pretty nice. (Crash)
3) priapism

Shock doesn't cause priapism!
4) kraut

Not if that crazy kraut was on the level about that factor-k shit.
5) leprechaun

A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
6) genitals

Genitals? Yes, where did we land on that?
7) ransom

(Figgis whimpers) Oh, for... that's the ransom money!
8) slang

Slang for "detective," so not an insult.
9) bullshit

and then, to top off all the bullshit,
10) anemia

Sickle-cell anemia? No.
11) dime

You need to go rustle up a dime and call Robert goddamn Ripley.
12) insanity

(Laughing) You know the definition of insanity?
13) insult

Slang for "detective," so not an insult.
14) bastard

Just like that sick bastard out there!
15) supper

Barry: Aren't ya gonna stay for supper?
16) archer

Archer: (Giggles) Jorge...
17) radiator

about putting breakfast in the radiator!
18) asshole

Like a meddling asshole! Wh...?

1) kidnap

I didn't think it was possible, but somehow being kidnap
2) apologize

I... I apologize, i stand corrected.
3) asshole

Dammit! Drive the car, you asshole!
4) swear

I swear to god, if I have to stop this car...
5) disappear

and the next thing I know I've disappear up my own asshole
6) crush

What? You're the one who crush his goddamn ankles!
7) caption

Captioned by media access group at wgbh
8) snap

(Chuckles) Right? Ow! Come on, I snap already!
9) chase

getting chase by goddamn robots!
10) shut

Archer! Archer, you shut your mouth!
11) shoot

(Cocks gun) Or get shot in the face!
12) shit

Because you know all that shit
13) bet

I bet they fell out in the house.
14) taste

Because your final thought on this earth wasn't about how my gun taste.
15) lose

And also... I've lost track of time!
16) guess

What? Former! I guess. I don't know.
17) mix

Yeah, mix with some dexedrine.
18) serve

Yeah, and it woulda serve you right! How?

1) nowhere

Nowhere, apparently!
2) somehow

I didn't think it was possible, but somehow being kidnapped
3) obviously

obviously I'll need you to... tie up
4) apparently

Nowhere, apparently!
5) possibly

Why should you possibly drive? Why should you drive?
6) exactly

Shinnying. Exactly!
7) almost

Okay, but I'm almost positive that's, you know, like an insulting term, for...
8) actually

Actually no, probably not.
9) kind

And since Archer was kind enough
10) enough

Fair enough.
11) though

Still, though. Mr. zerk.
12) else

(Chuckling) If for nothing else, that outfit.
13) ever

he'd ever think to look for us, so... Barry: Hey, guys!
14) always

Me! I always do shit like this! Like what?
15) hard

But try that hard-on shit with me,
16) never

You were saying? Uh, never mind!
17) again

The what? And my bag! Which, again, was a gift! Aargh!
18) too

He's not lookin' too good! You're lookin' real good.

1) priapic

I'm priapic! From the shock!
2) invincible

You gotta get me outta here! You saw him, he's invincible!
3) insulting

Okay, but I'm almost positive that's, you know, like an insulting term, for...
4) rhetorical

Uh, that was rhetorical, shitheel!
5) fide

Anyway, the guy is a bona fide mad scientist.
6) dope

Woodhouse, the dope-fiend detective.
7) enchanted

A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
8) immortal

he is immortal!
9) nazi

Guy? Nazi scientist...
10) dumb

Oh, don't play dumb with me!
11) innocent

Uh, rescuing innocent women from a lifetime of sexual slavery!
12) brazilian

by a Brazilian wandering spider.
13) weird

Ahem. Or is that just affected and weird?
14) loose

all the remaining loose ends.
15) silent

You have the right to remain silent!
16) stupid

Because it's English and it's stupid,
17) mexican

Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
18) alive

But, uh, get me out of here alive, and the ransom money, we'll call it even, okay?

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