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00:19:20
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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Uh, that was rhetorical, shitheel!
That halberd was pretty nice. (Crash)
Shock doesn't cause priapism!
Not if that crazy kraut was on the level about that factor-k shit.
A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
Genitals? Yes, where did we land on that?
(Figgis whimpers) Oh, for... that's the ransom money!
Slang for "detective," so not an insult.
and then, to top off all the bullshit,
Sickle-cell anemia? No.
You need to go rustle up a dime and call Robert goddamn Ripley.
(Laughing) You know the definition of insanity?
Slang for "detective," so not an insult.
Just like that sick bastard out there!
Barry: Aren't ya gonna stay for supper?
Archer: (Giggles) Jorge...
about putting breakfast in the radiator!
Like a meddling asshole! Wh...?
I didn't think it was possible, but somehow being kidnap
I... I apologize, i stand corrected.
Dammit! Drive the car, you asshole!
I swear to god, if I have to stop this car...
and the next thing I know I've disappear up my own asshole
What? You're the one who crush his goddamn ankles!
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(Chuckles) Right? Ow! Come on, I snap already!
getting chase by goddamn robots!
Archer! Archer, you shut your mouth!
(Cocks gun) Or get shot in the face!
Because you know all that shit
I bet they fell out in the house.
Because your final thought on this earth wasn't about how my gun taste.
And also... I've lost track of time!
What? Former! I guess. I don't know.
Yeah, mix with some dexedrine.
Yeah, and it woulda serve you right! How?
Nowhere, apparently!
I didn't think it was possible, but somehow being kidnapped
obviously I'll need you to... tie up
Nowhere, apparently!
Why should you possibly drive? Why should you drive?
Shinnying. Exactly!
Okay, but I'm almost positive that's, you know, like an insulting term, for...
Actually no, probably not.
And since Archer was kind enough
Fair enough.
Still, though. Mr. zerk.
(Chuckling) If for nothing else, that outfit.
he'd ever think to look for us, so... Barry: Hey, guys!
Me! I always do shit like this! Like what?
But try that hard-on shit with me,
You were saying? Uh, never mind!
The what? And my bag! Which, again, was a gift! Aargh!
He's not lookin' too good! You're lookin' real good.
I'm priapic! From the shock!
You gotta get me outta here! You saw him, he's invincible!
Okay, but I'm almost positive that's, you know, like an insulting term, for...
Uh, that was rhetorical, shitheel!
Anyway, the guy is a bona fide mad scientist.
Woodhouse, the dope-fiend detective.
A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
he is immortal!
Guy? Nazi scientist...
Oh, don't play dumb with me!
Uh, rescuing innocent women from a lifetime of sexual slavery!
by a Brazilian wandering spider.
Ahem. Or is that just affected and weird?
all the remaining loose ends.
You have the right to remain silent!
Because it's English and it's stupid,
Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
But, uh, get me out of here alive, and the ransom money, we'll call it even, okay?