Name: Sleepers Wake
Released: 2019-07-11
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) bagman

(Quietly): So, Archer's the bagman for a kidnapping, huh?
2) pubis

Help! My pubes! (Sobbing) (Thudding)
3) shamus

Depends. What's your angle, shamus?
4) kidnapper

Cecil: It's just that the kidnapper
5) weirdo

Archer: I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo
6) snot

and those big gloobs of snot run outta their nose, but you--
7) topiary

Cecil (Quietly): Okay. Here's the topiary garden. (Car door opens, closes)
8) pseudonym

Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn keene?
9) kidnap

in my Nazi kidnap-slash-rape fantasy.
10) scavenger

Mmm, like a reverse scavenger hunt. (Sighs)
11) relish

who puts relish in it!
12) setback

It's just a temporary setback,
13) ransom

I bet she's gonna try to ransom Charlotte!
14) anus

(chuckles) Were you gonna say "anus"?
15) bullshit

Bullshit. Which-- and that's fair, but--
16) instinct

Yeah, just like that! Good instinct!
17) apocalypse

and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction
18) archer

Archer: I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo

1) presumably

Hmm. Presumably with the vandertunts.
2) obviously

(high-pitched voice): And, I mean, don't try it right now, obviously, but--
3) definitely

This is definitely gonna take longer than an hour. (Car departs)
4) absolutely

It absolutely is. Doesn't matter.
5) extremely

were extremely clear on that point.
6) alone

Alone, as I arrived, with no police anywhere!
7) finally

that the cavalry is finally here.
8) quite

But trust me, they're quite delicious.
9) almost

(Chuckling) Man, I almost always do.
10) actually

Uh, actually, I don't. And also, I don't, so--
11) kind

so I'm gonna need you to kind of jump out.
12) enough

oh, you think you're pretty smart, huh? I mean, smart enough to know
13) though

No. I got somebody, though.
14) usually

Usually people just blubber and beg,
15) sure

Sure can punch good.
16) least

(Car engine starts) Damn it. I gotta at least tip her.
17) once

And once we have the money,
18) always

(Chuckling) Man, I almost always do.

1) untraceable

a million dollars in unmarked, untraceable
2) spectacled

which one's the native habitat of the spectacled bear?
3) sentient

I am lieutenant cyril figgis, LAPD, you sentient shit-sacks!
4) salted

Oh, and a bunch of salted duck eggs.
5) unmarked

a million dollars in unmarked, untraceable
6) robotic

I assume you're referring either to my robotic limbs
7) miserable

that you will rue-- rue the very fact of your miserable birth!
8) roasted

What the hell is cuy? Roasted Guinea pig.
9) burnt

that's probably why you smell burnt hair.
10) sour

Now, Peru has the pisco sour, but--
11) asleep

I'd do it while you were asleep!
12) nazi

Nazi robot farm in the basement.
13) delicious

But trust me, they're quite delicious.
14) calm

What, I should be calm when you tell me
15) precious

losing precious time, not to mention my gun and my shield--
16) weird

(Muffled): You're frickin' weird.
17) stupid

I put a bullet in your big fat stupid face!
18) gross

And also gross abuse of a corpse, which is punishable by--

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