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00:20:12
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
8
Maybe, with your crazy jibber-jabber
ya limp-dick gumshoe son of a bitch!
but I know burnt pubes when I smell 'em!
Man, this dexedrine really does have an edge.
Where the story revolves around merkin,
In the hope the kidnapper left my bag behind.
about Spanish omelet ingredients!
Well, that, for one thing. Let's go, toot. I got places to be.
("Pomp and circumstance" playing) Woman (Over P.A.): Bai poovey.
Door wide open, none of trexler's goon around?
No, you lumpy little pervert!
Gonna do your armpit?
Were you gonna say a werewolf? No.
I thought I was talking to a tramp or a dog, or...
(Gasps) I just adore parlor games.
that we're standing in a cranberry bog of blood!
And those cops you brought stole the money. What? Those fink!
Access to a firearm? Cuckold?
(gasps) I have dexedrine. (Sighs)
(Frustrated, muffled yelling, gagging)
You make being kidnap just awful.
Where the story revolve around merkins,
When a person evacuate,
whatever fluff your feathers. Please let me finish.
I'm sorry that prick Archer shove you out of a moving car,
(Gasps) I just adore parlor games.
I swear to Christ, when I find your ass,
so what? He knows I owe him the money!
Oh, boy, I hope so. You know, as oppose to a ghost.
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which you wouldn't wanna do. ...All the water already leak out.
and then they double-crossed him and stole the ransom.
Something smell fishy.
Oh, peng! Oh, he overcame dyslexia! (Sobbing)
So I chase them, but then figgis shot out my tire, and--
poovey: No, you shut up! Come on! Wait!
but trust me, it is utterly delicious.
(Laughing) Statistically, you're already dead.
I mean, presumably.
I haven't slept in, like, literally four days, so--
I mean, basically you got... (Distant running footsteps)
New delman heel somewhere in the goddamn idiot woods.
obviously, I'm using the word "lady"
Yeah, definitely a little too smooth, because--
But, unfortunately,
I knew we'd get there eventually.
It is absolutely not.
(Continues in raspy voice): No. Actually, it's extremely inconvenient, because...
(Chuckles) Certainly not clothes. Stuff it, shamus.
In the hope the kidnappers left my bag behind.
but I almost kind of hope there's a werewolf.
Well, I actually don't have all night.
but I almost kind of hope there's a werewolf.
and then they double-crossed him and stole the ransom.
Well, besides his being a misogynistic,
even if I shoved an entire uncooked breakfast in there--
Now, then, I assume I have your undivided attention?
(Continues in raspy voice): No. Actually, it's extremely inconvenient, because...
just in case you need to smooth down the jagged edges.
(Quietly): Was that rhetorical?
Jesus, are you suicidal?
I know. It sounds disgusting,
ya limp-dick gumshoe son of a bitch!
It's medicinal. (Distant running footsteps)
White? Divorced? Cop?
but I know burnt pubes when I smell 'em!
Archer: I thought it was unfair
And so, since you know where those bent coppers
You make being kidnapped just awful.
but trust me, it is utterly delicious.
And loud. Now, shut up and--
And why the hell are you so desperate for money?