Name: Half Measures
Released: 2016-09-28
Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Jonathan Banks, Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, Anna Gunn

1) slob

...and wheel the next slob in. We went over this, Marie. Drop it.
2) ricin

- I need ricin. - Oh, my God.
3) jumpsuit

...where you're in an orange jumpsuit picking up litter along the highway.
4) crutch

What about people on crutch? Maybe I should be in here too.
5) wasabi

- What is "wasabi"? - Wasabi. Right you are.
6) hearsay

What? No. What is that? That's hearsay. Do you have any proof?
7) murderer

You are not a murderer.
8) revolver

And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth...
9) amends

This is not some amends that you have to make.
10) sponge

Just lying in a hospital bed getting sponge baths from nurses.
11) meth

A meth-head you're trusting to do this?
12) flaw

So show me the flaw in it.
13) asshole

...and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming "Danny Boy."
14) turf

It's a dispute over turf, right?
15) burger

Burgers are getting cold.
16) heck

- This crustacean... - What the heck's a yawp?
17) litter

...where you're in an orange jumpsuit picking up litter along the highway.
18) wheelchair

So people in wheelchair should be in hospitals?
19) bump

- Can I have another bump? - Look, you had your bump.
20) idiot

...than some complete idiot.
21) poison

All I need from you is the poison, that's all.
22) auditor

That is a story an auditor can believe. What am I missing?
23) baths

Just lying in a hospital bed getting sponge baths from nurses.

1) swinge

...right now. - How they swinging that?
2) peddle

...against drugs and the gangs that peddle them. We'll be passing...
3) kneel

And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth...
4) keel

...two or three days later he gets the flu or a heart attack and he keel over.
5) reconsider

"Thought anymore" meaning reconsider? No.
6) cuff

So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go.
7) derive

Pilots and musicians know this word derive from...
8) realise

Now, I realise you two have a history...
9) rub

And it just rub me wrong.
10) knock

...and they knock a few bucks off her price.
11) intend

And when I learned what you intend to do...
12) accomplish

It accomplish nothing.
13) settle

It will be settle right here, right now.
14) arrest

Could you get him arrest?
15) cave

Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender.
16) reset

They hit the sheets with Lysol, reset the meter...
17) suppose

And when the police come, I'm suppose to say:
18) shoot

They had Combo shot down in the street...
19) lie

Just lying in a hospital bed getting sponge baths from nurses.
20) shit

I'm shit in pans, peeing in pitchers.
21) bet

Yeah. I bet that tastes good, huh?
22) promise

He promise me that he would be here.
23) taste

Yeah. I bet that taste good, huh?

1) untraceable

That's what you said. Untraceable back to us.
2) afterward

How about we stop somewhere afterward and get a beer?
3) desperately

Because he loves his family and desperately wants a reconciliation...
4) nowhere

So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere.
5) barely

...and you barely press down on them and it's like a screech.
6) aside

...and one of us would pull her aside and say:
7) besides

Besides, what if someone comes in?
8) somewhere

How about we stop somewhere afterward and get a beer?
9) okay

You okay with this, right?
10) forever

Get them young and they're yours forever.
11) twice

I know a woman who buys from these two once or twice a week.
12) slow

Slow down.
13) alone

Swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone.
14) sometimes

Sometimes compromises have to be made...
15) deep

This wasn't one of those "deep down, he loves me" setups.
16) instead

So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere.
17) late

Jesse, you are now 42 minutes late.
18) almost

Dinner's almost ready, okay?
19) outside

Wait outside.
20) actually

You hired your wife as a bookkeeper, because she's actually a bookkeeper.
21) enough

Are you not well enough?
22) later

...two or three days later he gets the flu or a heart attack and he keels over.
23) though

But I'm noting a little hole in your plot though.

1) moronic

- That's not the moronic part. - Okay. So, what's the problem?
2) barbaric

"A loud, harsh cry; Walt Whitman's was barbaric."
3) gruesome

- A gruesome crime... - Can you turn that off?
4) believable

And you want a believable story.
5) futile

...though it may be hopeless and futile.
6) plausible

...you maintain plausible deniability.
7) pathetic

- It's pathetic. - That's good, keep talking.
8) foolish

You know, you're just... You're just being foolish, you know?
9) risky

No, now listen. I know it sounds risky.
10) ridiculous

This is a ridiculous idea.
11) harsh

"A loud, harsh cry; Walt Whitman's was barbaric."
12) provisional

...but once I get my provisional, I can keep working at it.
13) loud

"A loud, harsh cry; Walt Whitman's was barbaric."
14) drunk

...drive him downtown, throw him in a drunk tank.
15) sad

This is just sad. I mean...
16) tall

- Walking Tall? You don't remember? - No.
17) solo

- What is "solo"? - This guy's good.
18) okay

So if it's okay, I was thinking about using this one for the test.
19) quiet

Just keep quiet and this won't ever come back to you.
20) usual

The call comes in and it's the usual crap.
21) unable

Paramedics were called to the scene but were unable to revive the boy.
22) reasonable

You're supposed to be some kind of a reasonable businessman.
23) minor

Just some minor offence.

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