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00:27:32
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1051
This is my big sendoff into married life?
I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago.
You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
- You put it on a sandwich. - Salami. Anchovies. Jam.
Oh, my God, Rach. Beanbag chairs.
- Uh, pepperoni. - Pizza toppings! Next!
Hey. Hey, check out the flier for the band.
I've got a big wad of ones in my purse.
I can make my pec dance.
For your information, ass-munch...
- $300? Are you kidding? - That's okay. Let me get my checkbook.
Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing.
Let's meet our contestant. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist.
She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats.
I may have borrow this from my nephew...
I climb, I don't know, like, a billion stairs.
Yeah. Yeah, he deserve to do the thing he loves one last time.
She dump him for Michael Skloff.
All right? Now, we flip a coin before the show.
I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago.
...who I am suppose to take downtown?
It's been 16 years, but the air quotes still hurt. Heh.
- Uh, your pee. - Things that burn.
Did you know Chandler kiss Rachel?
I'm so sorry. Okay, I promise, we'll do better next time.
I mean, we can get laid any time we want.
...but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips.
...but let me assure you, what's underneath is all man.
[SYLVESTER'S "YOU MAKE ME FEEL MIGHTY REAL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.
You're right. By saying "nice," I'm virtually licking her.
...I think it's kind of really important that I go somewhere where there's sun.
- Seriously? - Yeah-huh.
I mean, obviously we wanna see you take your clothes off.
- I'm sure I put her on my bed. - No, she was definitely on my bed.
Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.
- I am totally gonna ask her out. - Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Hey, some of those were pretty hard.
It's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate...
- A sunken ship. - Things you find in the ocean.
[SOFT CELL'S "TAINTED LOVE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
I hope you're familiar with this state's penal code.
I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon.
One more thing. I was so pissed at you that night, I wanted to get back at you.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair.
All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kind of silly...
Mighty real
Oh, my God, it's all so elegant.
I am so drunk.