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00:23:07
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1113
...she got croup, so she had to stay home.
- "Grand Supreme Little Darling"? - Congratulations!
But I gotta say, I am really enjoying nacho chair.
Oh, my God, it's Brussels sprout!
WOMAN: This is contestant number 16, Rebecca Hope from Yonkers.
Okay. Oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.
You entered Emma in a beauty pageant?
- Oh! You bum! Get off the ice! - You suck! Get off the ice, you idiot!
I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.
Okay, let's see. Oh, the cranberry sauce.
I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.
- We got turkey grease. - Bring it.
My God, they just took her sweater off.
There was this one baby, Haley, who was favore to win...
I overhear one judge say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma.
What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
Don't let yourself get manipulate this way.
They've ruin Cranberry Day.
- Well, I do, but Rachel borrowed them. - I lent them to Ross.
- I'm really wedge in here. - I'll pull you through.
- Well, I do, but Rachel borrow them. - I lent them to Ross.
I got mug, and they stole my pocket.
To Monica and Chandler and that knock-up girl in Ohio.
- Ross' shirt is torn. - They're late and they're sloppy.
I got mugged, and they stole my pocket.
Oh, that smell good.
"Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy!"
Well, personally, I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
No, seriously. Unh.
You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes.
You knew it'd make you late, and you went anyway.
I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
...and you guys push. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay?
Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.
Whoa, we'd better get going. If we don't leave now, we're gonna be late.
I can't believe they called. I mean, we're actually getting a baby.
Just a sec. We're kind of in the middle of something here.
I mean, we could be getting a baby soon.
Ha, ha! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts.
- Ross' shirt is torn. - They're late and they're sloppy.
Oh, my God. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Everything's so distorted. It looks like Joey has a giant hand.
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING FESTIVE MUSIC]
- It's a day to be thankful. - Don't make me come up there!
That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.
Ow! Stop, stop, I'm worried about damaging my head.
That's some gentle comedy, dude.
Please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey.
That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.
Hey, listen, guys, we feel really terrible.
- Uh-oh. I'm stuck. - Joey, that is not gonna work.