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00:28:17
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapien...
Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Sir, could you move your nacho? They're in my seat.
- What? - We're gonna be roomies!
She thinks I need pec implants.
Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go get my eyebrow shaped.
ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.
Sweetie, I gotta tell you, it sounds a little bit like...
PHOEBE: Excuse me. Anniversary.
It was in a milk carton, but it looked like meat?
- Hips or thigh? - Ass and face.
Then I tried to help your daughter de-emphasize her flaw...
- You're not Rachel. - Still sharp as a tack.
Of course. I would be honore.
This is how you repay me?
...I once also almost married somebody that I didn't love.
You pierce her ears?
...and this guy propose to his girlfriend on the big screen thing.
Honey, Amy, you deserve true love. Your soul mate is out there somewhere.
But after I dump on the way he was gonna propose...
We're screw, aren't we?
- Why do you keep looking at the screen? - I'm not. I'm pray.
So you must be going somewhere fancy to celebrate.
Here, you highlight the word you want to change, uh, go under "tools"...
That's why I hung it on the door.
Amy, that's what I was suppose to wear today.
- She can barely see. - I don't really want her to see.
But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
...and suddenly I'm the bad guy?
However and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes.
So you must be going somewhere fancy to celebrate.
- Seriously? - Word.
What? What, he obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to.
"A moment on the lips, forever on the hips."
Absolutely. You'll love the feeling. There's nothing like it.
Um... But anyway, listen.
All right, what was this sentence originally?
Clearly, we were wrong.
Sometimes just nodding is okay.
Uh, ha, ha... Aren't you a little overdressed?
"Brainy, bright, clever." I love this thing!
I'm curvy and I like it!
Oh, how lame. It's so tacky and impersonal.
Oh, how lame. It's so tacky and impersonal.
Someone just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter and...
And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens...
...or, you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie...
Okay? You are so irresponsible! I am never letting you babysit again!
...with full-sized aortic pumps."
Menstrual cramps.
I was spoiled, self-centered. And you guys really took care of me.
That's shocking.