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00:23:59
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...because I'm making fajita!
Okay. I guess it's just flan for three.
...pulling the tampon out of the lady's purse.
You know? There's no weirdness, no tension.
It's funny, every time you say "triplet"...
Ross, you don't even have oven mitt on.
We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together.
And, uh, that's Leslie throwing bagel at him.
Underwear, a toothbrush...
So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoo in this room, huh?
PHOEBE: That's insane. - I know.
[SLURRING] Well, that first batch of margarita was not so great...
- Get that binder and let's go! - Hi. Ha.
Oh, God, last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing. Ha, ha.
- Yeah, I really cherish these moments... PHOEBE: Mm.
I didn't get to the bathroom. I bump into Owen on the way.
...Bill and Colleen. They adopt a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
Oh, my God, are we suppose to answer?
Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me.
We appreciate anything you can tell us.
I realize that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but, uh...
- That's a lie! We also kiss in Barbados. - Dude, chill!
...dreading this? - Oh, you bet.
Bill and Colleen hate us.
...but we didn't plan it. The only reason that happen...
Okay. I guess it's just flan for three.
Well, just for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically...
Which, technically, now you should give back.
Still, he had to find out sometime.
Besides, I'm with Charlie, right?
And you can just give me my stuff whenever you want.
We can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
You know, I'll help out more. I can babysit anytime you want.
He normally doesn't drink like this.
...extremely normal I find it...
Totally fine.
And clearly...
I mean, you probably just want to be alone.
Sometimes, I think that, uh...
[IN SQUEAKY VOICE] I'm fine.
Oh, you know what, this is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic.
Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey.
I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it.
Oh. Ah. That is so thoughtful.
Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
...because, uh, before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
You don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.
God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming.
PHOEBE: That's insane. - I know.
But kids are so intuitive.
...I think of three hot, blond 19-year-olds.
...very surprising turn of events...