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00:22:49
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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We've got a playdate this afternoon.
You know, he's the botanist?
Congratulations on your first week
Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymore?
Um, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it.
Yes! Unh!
You are just a butt-munch
Huh? Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. I was just trying to...
Get out. I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
Well, it didn't rhyme, ha, ha...
I mean, you might as well have just come in and peed all around my desk.
Oh, he's just goof around.
No, no, no, turtles scare me. I don't need that today.
Now he's gonna be the guy that she goes to to complain about you.
Now that I've touched you You seem emptier still
I wan say you, but it seems like such an easy answer.
- See, she's fully dressed, right? - Right.
Excuse me. Are you Rachel Green?
Oh, my gosh. Last night we were fool around...
Honey, just relax. It's gonna be fine.
Meanwhile, she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe-Sensitive.
Don't cry out loud.
Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymore?
- Apparently, Albert has no friends. Oh.
Listen, Joey, we definitely wanna see you for the callback on Saturday.
It must take you forever to find your keys.
Ahem. Anyway, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him.
Now, I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good, all right?
Yeah, well, not exactly like the one in the poem.
All right, I just got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him.
Translucent beauty...
...there's no reason to be jealous.
Well, your poems are unpublished And you work in a diner
Your loyal, loving boyfriend, Ross Ross!
Now, I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good, all right?
How lazy is she?
I could write an epic poem about this lip.
Listen, this pen's getting kind of boring, so can you pick me up some porn?
...and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem.
I know I'm Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough.