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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan.
- Regular or decaf? Ha, ha.
Got a job on a riverboat?
Does it involve clog?
Fowl? No.
Aw, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh.
Sophisticated like a hooker?
Wait, wait. Clogs or claw?
- What were you gonna tell us? - Was it how you invented the cotton gin?
Rachel, I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked.
Wow. You're a lot sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper.
- So I'll, um... - I'm sorry I spoiled your evening.
- Ha, ha. That's poking me in the eye. - Ha, ha.
Ow, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.
I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton.
Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents.
But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to, like, all my gods.
You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it.
- What were you gonna tell us? - Was it how you invented the cotton gin?
Light. Okay, you know, just sweep it across the lid.
Guess what. You're not my girlfriend anymore, so...
Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick
Yeah. No, I'm fairly intuitive. And psychic.
Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want.
Unfortunately, the sad fact remains...
Absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.
I mean, I would kill for this job. I mean, I can totally do this job...
She's a completely different kind of chick.
I can't tell. Whatever it was, went back in too quickly.
Because you figure, if you spend time together, maybe something might happen.
I'm just saying, this woman, I mean, she's fictitious, no?
- Okay, just sweep it. - I'm sweeping.
Wow. You're a lot sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper.
Yeah. No, I'm fairly intuitive. And psychic.
I don't want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle.
That's horrible. Well, you did the right thing, man.
Wait, wait, wait. That's what you're worried about?
I couldn't even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.
...before the topless thing kicks in.
Because, um, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.