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00:22:45
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.
What are you? Just a big, stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo?
What do you got under that tarp?
...I'm gonna get on this spaceship...
So you tell your great, great granddaughter...
What are you, a moron? Huh? It says, "D-13." Okay?
"Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. "
We'll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of their Times and The Post.
What's your favorite thing about summertime?
Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, aha!
I know. That's why they trashed me.
What are you quack about?
Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
He viciously screamed at total strangers.
It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
You've ruined my life.
Oh, yeah. He clicked on.
And I, uh, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.
Well, uh, the short version is, I pursued her for a couple of months.
I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience.
Sorry you went doody in my hand!
He viciously screamed at total strangers.
Ooh, I don't know. Probably the, uh, smell of freshly cut grass.
All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
...he definitely will scream.
Oh, absolutely. You're talented and you're good-looking.
Just don't go anywhere. I'm still here.
And now we're, like, totally crazy about each other.
Oh, hey. You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate.
Hmm. Or maybe I should stay away from all men.
Please stuff your talentless faces...
"Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. "
God, you're so stupid! How are you not yet extinct?
Iced coffee? Tell me it's iced coffee.
"Oh, look at me. I'm so cute. I'm a little chick who's disgusting!"
"Joey Tribbiani gives an uneven performance.
...they're not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free.
This is awkward.
You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me?
What? Monica, I'm scared.