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00:22:15
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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"According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Bet you can't guess what color my tonsil are. I bet the apartment.
"What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?"
...she's a woman, not a gumball machine.
...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?"
Um, it's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test.
Um, we were just at the drugstore, um, so we got you a little present.
Okay. Uh, tortilla chips.
Sweetie, now...
Now. "What was Monica's nickname when she was a field-hockey goalie?"
- It doesn't make noise. - Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
His legs flail about as if independent from his body.
[SCOFFS]
I majored in Lightning Rounds, all right?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
All right, "Monica categorize her towels. How many categories are there?"
Would you all stop yell in our apartment?
In nine months, will you come greet us?
Nope, not knocked up yet.
Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop.
Luckily, I've prepared for such an event.
I mean, they are, like, literally putting all their eggs in my basket.
Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this...
Unfortunately, that is correct.
I don't care. I'm not going anywhere.
But, I mean, my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine, so...
And just, please, just so I don't go completely nuts...
So maybe there's something that I can do, you know, just to make sure I get pregnant.
Yeah, especially not with all these knives and cookbooks around.
- Embryos? As in more than one? - Mm-hm. Five, actually.
Oh, they're just gonna look and see if my endometrial layer is thick.
Hello, teeny embryos.
"Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.
Eleven. Unbelievable. Eleven is correct.
Well, it was a stupid, unfair question!
Are you scared?
...thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.
Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
You guys, you really should get rid of those animals.