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00:22:14
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2001
And I thought it'd be a great way to get rid of that last little smidgen of self-respect.
What do you want to talk about? Vivisection?
Um, but there's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups.
Um, but there's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups.
MONICA: Frozen lasagna? - Mm.
No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off.
Yeah, sure. Um, they didn't have poppy-seed bagel...
Or someone hits a home run, and the announcer says:
Oh, or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah, no, he pulled a Monica."
[RACHEL & SOPHIE GASP]
Now, uh, what do you know about, uh, vulcanized rubber?
Oh, well, Richard raved about the food at his party...
...and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me?
Oh, yeah. Lava spew, hot ash.
And the fact that you were jeopardizing my career never entered your mind?
I bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
[MIMICKING SOUND OF SQUEAKING BED]
Oh, the ruined quiches are ready.
I just told my mom I'd cater her party for her.
...and you just nod along...
[LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY]
Tell your friend Chandler that we're definitely broken up this time.
I'm telling you, it's totally unconstitutional.
I think I judged her too quickly.
I mean, usually I'm pretty much in there by myself.
JOANNA [OVER PHONE]: I'm sorry. I may be a little longer.
If she comes and sees me locked to this instead of the chair...
...quite tasty.
Well, last time, I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.
When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
And speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent, igneous-rock formation.
Of course, some are dormant.
I'm telling you, it's totally unconstitutional.
Yeah, sure. Um, they didn't have poppy-seed bagels...
My boss, Joanna? Wow, that must have been awkward.
Wow. Really? We got all this rusty crap for free?
...quite tasty.
- How little? - A couple hours. I feel awful.
...I can be very generous...
Oh, no, don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these.