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00:22:13
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1477
- Another round of daiquiri. - Remember, virgin for me, please.
Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off?
[MIMICS GUNSHOT THEN BLOOD SPLASHING]
Look at that. Charlton Heston eating a licorice whip.
...where I've already been run down by one of your wiener carts...
[GASPS]
Thanks to you, the hottest waitress there is quitting...
I was wondering, my niece, you see, is in town from London.
- I don't know, sweetie. - No. Help me.
PHOEBE: Oh, wow. - Oh, my God, you stink.
Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.
- [STAMMERS] Well, I guess. - I'm kidding.
No, there is no Rachel Greep. But then this other girl overhear us.
- Yeah. Great. You betcha. - I'll see you tonight.
Know what? Still, you do not just meet someone and go flit off to Vermont.
I mean, when I stuck that dollar bill in her G-string and grazed her thigh...
...so I clocked her.
[MUTTERS]
I gotta go memorize my lines.
...who one time in his career didn't say, "God, I stink."
Those strippers were insanely hot...
I fell asleep before I could shower. Now I don't have time.
...no matter how badly you think you stink...
You know what? I'm just upset that I'm getting nowhere with Joshua.
And you constantly scream at the top of your voice:
Apparently, I look like someone...
- Why do you care so much, anyway? - I don't care.
Once I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.
Hey. Whoa! Slow down. No, keep moving. Whoa.
...so that he could go ahead and start falling in love with me.
- Oh, she was so spunky. - Yeah.
There has been a teeny change of plans. It turns out I'm not free tonight, so...
Who wouldn't be miserable?
- Well, no, I... - No, no, no, that's not rude.
Oh, no, wait. Oh. That was the elastic in my underwear busted.
How did he end up in Vermont with that awful witch?
...that I would take his niece to the dumb old opera.
You know what? I'm just upset that I'm getting nowhere with Joshua.
The whole night was horrible. It was pouring rain.
I mean, you would think he'd be worried about me not showing up.