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00:22:16
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1411
All right, so I don't know what "sycophant" means, but the rest is right.
- You wore your nightie to dinner? - Oh, yeah.
[GASPS]
...wild rice, roasted asparagus and salmon en croute.
[PHOEBE PLAYING DRUM]
And the best part though, was when the waiter spilled water down my back.
Okay, it's kind of like chandelier but it's not.
They're going horseback riding.
Then '94 hit, Carol left him, and bam. Paranoid City.
Tomorrow at 3:30, I'm going to the courthouse.
And then you realized if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking...
Um, is there a place that I could go freshen up?
You don't think your son will think it's yours and be traumatized?
When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark...
- Next. - Well, we're starving.
Oh. Please. Cooking soothe me.
And the best part though, was when the waiter spilled water down my back.
Carol really messed you up.
I jumped up and my boob popped out.
You know what? It really creep me out choosing other people's sex clothes.
Someone innocently touches someone else.
Would you feel better if we went someplace else?
We'll just grab some food, take it with us upstairs and be out of your hair.
Okay, uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me...
It's not even a name. It's barely even a word.
Well, it's just I'm so pregnant that my guitar doesn't fit anymore.
And obviously, in this case...
Yeah, definitely. I don't like the name Ross.
...twice?
Absolutely, absolutely.
She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous sycophant.
But Chandler is the stupide name I've heard in my life.
Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.
Oh, come on, Chandler's funny, he's sophisticated, and he's very lovable...
[SINGING] Smelly cat, smelly cat
Then '94 hit, Carol left him, and bam. Paranoid City.
Yeah, let me show you around. This is the downstairs living room.
She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous sycophant.
So he's sweeping.
...wild rice, roasted asparagus and salmon en croute.