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00:21:59
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.
- You're the pirate, she's the wench. - Okay, I think I got it.
A massage client who worked there said I had a knack for stocks.
- Dad! - Hey there, little fella!
You know how Monica feels about low-fat mayonnaise?
Towards the end of our marriage, I did karate as a way of releasing the tension...
I was a total jerk. Completely over the line.
What if I had had the gut to quit my job?
Yeah, there's pulp in that.
I played you one of my songs. "Interplanetary Courtship Ritual."
Rachel, would you like a soda or something?
I got another rejection letter.
What? You guys think I'm that shallow?
...where I unwind after a long day of "surgeoning."
Wasn't he cheat on you with her?
Okay, Joey Tribbiani invite me back to his apartment.
...if I'd never gotten divorce.
Imagine if Carol hadn't realize she was a lesbian.
You're a publish writer. I wish I had a present.
I bet I'd still be doing my karate.
Yes, I lost 3 and a half pounds.
Do you think if all those things happen, we'd still hang out?
Hey, you guys, guess what?
...I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.
- I'm wait for the perfect guy. - Mm-hm.
Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives just walk in here!
Joe, here's the freshly-squeezed orange juice you asked for.
Yeah, maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
- Great! Welcome aboard. - Okay!
Hey, or I could bring my keyboard here sometime.
...I never truly meant them until now.
Oh, sorry. I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross. Heh.
- So, now, do you still do music? - Well, sometimes.
That just means he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.
Barry was the guy I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend.
Actually, she's right down the street. Um, you should stop by and say hi.
Oh, my God, do it! Honey, you've waited long enough.
No. This is my friend Rachel. We went to high school together.
...from, you know, not doing anything else physical.
God, I'm sorry. I am being so rude.
That just means he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.
Louder. I don't think the guy in the back heard.
- Oh, I would love to. - Yeah, she'd be so excited.
Oh, you wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.
No, that's okay. Some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I...
Chandler, I know you're mad. I'm sorry.
Oh, dear God. Let me think.
Wow! This is so amazing. What else?
Oh, that's so sweet.
I wish I was dead.
What if I was still fat?
- I'm waiting for the perfect guy. - Mm-hm.