Name: The One with Joey's Porsche
Released: 2016-10-17
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) carnauba

...and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
2) annulment

Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.
3) valet

Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche?
4) spit

Okay, I'm gonna take that spit bubble as a "Yeah, I do."
5) sponge

Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponge and rags...
6) tornado

And protected them from a tornado?
7) nonsense

What? Me? What about you and your "consummated like bunnies" nonsense?
8) grape

...and for some reason, you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grape.
9) diaper

Let's get rid of this dirty diaper, Leslie. I'll set you up with a nice clean one.
10) gum

- I think that's gum. - I'm pretty sure it's gun.
11) idiot

Only an idiot would wear this stuff if he didn't have the car.
12) triumph

- But my apartment. - Was the setting of Phoebe's triumph.
13) bunny

And can you please strike "consummated like bunnies" from the record.

1) bathe

I fed them, bathe them and put them to bed.
2) tuck

I'd love to show you, but I just tuck her in. She's sleeping.
3) threaten

- That was totally your fault. - My fault? You threaten the judge.
4) equip

Well, let's just say that Krog will be equip to destroy the universe again...
5) assure

Your Honor, rest assure, that relationship ended two years ago.
6) advise

One guy advise me on my equity investments.
7) involve

Now, if you two were involve in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
8) wash

...so I wash it.
9) lie

"Lied about your sexual preference before marriage."
10) divorce

...I know I divorce a lot of women.
11) wake

Check it out. Check it out. When the babies wake up...
12) bet

- I bet it's fast. - Me too. Yeah.
13) treat

Did I even treat?

1) mentally

...that "Mr. Geller is mentally unstable."
2) incredibly

...taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?
3) nowhere

And I have nowhere to live.
4) okay

I'm doing okay. Do you think they're having fun? Am I talking too fast?
5) certainly

...you two certainly don't qualify for an annulment.
6) exactly

This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
7) finally

And, finally, that you were "unable to consummate the marriage."
8) actually

Rach, come on. If you think about it, it's actually kind of funny.
9) kind

Rach, come on. If you think about it, it's actually kind of funny.
10) later

- Well, I'll see you later. - Okay. Take it easy.
11) though

Yeah, don't push it, though.
12) fast

I'm doing okay. Do you think they're having fun? Am I talking too fast?
13) together

If you don't wanna be together, you'll have to file for divorce.

1) inexcusable

Oh, this is inexcusable. I'm shocked to my very core.
2) newlywed

No, it was on the house. It was a newlywed special.
3) upstate

Really? You got a place upstate?
4) depressing

That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life.
5) intravenous

And based on the fact that "Mr. Geller is an intravenous drug user."
6) addicted

Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin.
7) shocking

Shocking, since you still have the keys.
8) shocked

Oh, this is inexcusable. I'm shocked to my very core.
9) asleep

The babies are asleep. I'm sure you'll be okay on your own.
10) insane

Okay, you know, I'm sorry, this is insane.
11) unstable

...that "Mr. Geller is mentally unstable."
12) rid

Let's get rid of this dirty diaper, Leslie. I'll set you up with a nice clean one.
13) nervous

...asked me to babysit the triplets. I'm nervous. I've never done that by myself.

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