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00:21:57
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1710
Hey, Rach. Aren't these candlestick mine?
This sounds like a hernia. You have to... Go to the doctor.
"...subcategories. The first of these subcategories is..."
[WHISPERING] That you're a liar.
So Estelle lined up a bunch of audition for me tomorrow.
The bastard.
Just out of curiosity, did she tell you how you were gonna go?
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Come again? What's this nonsense?
"Take good care of your mama, son," that's your cue to cry. Got it?
Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer.
Uh, remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate?
Oh, well, no harm, no foul.
I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out.
- "Benefits lapse." - Hmm. That's weird.
Oh, yeah, scare the hell out of me. I thought we'd lost you forever.
They're saying your health insurance expire because...
I don't even know why I bother to even talk to you guys about it.
- You stole them from me. - You stole them from me.
Obviously, I screw up.
Alex, remember, you're suppose to cry.
Could you just wake me up in a couple hours.
Uh, remember that paper I had publish last year on sediment flow rate?
Well, I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lift weights before.
Well, I prove them wrong.
...I assume he's decide to give the marriage a try.
...I assume he's decided to give the marriage a try.
We'd like you to come onboard with us full-time.
...because I'm out of here sometime before Friday.
Besides, it's getting darker and more painful.
Obviously, I screwed up.
Oh, yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought we'd lost you forever.
...so I'm kind of bummed about that.
Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in...
...you didn't work enough last year. - Let me see that.
Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two..."
PHOEBE: No, we can go together.
...may have been bad-mouthing you all over town.
Oh, yeah. Sure, no problem. Just hold on one second.
I mean, you're obsessed with her. It's always:
...so I'm kind of bummed about that.
What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sedimentary.
It's so exhausting, waiting for death.
I mean, you're obsessed with her. It's always:
Oh, that's great. I'm sorry we weren't supportive before.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Look, I was nervous.
The surprise is a new swing set. If you could play it less intense.
...from Fake Accent University.
We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
How weird is that? You know, you're moving in with me...
And it wouldn't matter. Now I gotta be careful?
You know? You're just... You're very sad.
- Hey. - Hey, Pheebs, you're still alive.