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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2030
"Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, nonugly."
...like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" for $200.
Ninety percent of a woman's pheromone come out the top of her head.
...with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them.
...with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them.
...like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" for $200.
It'll be like in college. I'll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign:
- Love is the best medicine. - That's laughter.
Why did you take the shower curtain down?
You know those big road signs that say "merge"?
- Who's Denise? - My roommate.
...and he's going on a dig for like two years.
That thing was a hazard.
Now, don't just be blurt stuff out.
...that erupt thousands of years ago...
- Pheebs, I have to ask you... - Shh. I'm swamp right now.
Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.
Let's discuss it before we reject it completely."
She's got a lot of it, and it smell all, uh...
Ross, ahem, I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything...
Okay, just promise me that you won't do anything stupid.
This exact same thing happen to my roommate, Denise.
But maybe that's because you were speak the secret language of love.
It just blew up.
Maybe because you never listen to anything I say.
He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness.
...who was secretly married to her and said he didn't love her but really did.
Look, it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly.
...killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization.
Well, I like that idea, obviously. Ha, ha.
- Ross, we can handle this. - Well, apparently not.
I am telling you, Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again.
And unfortunately, this room could destroy you.
Okay, but, Ross, eventually, you and I are gonna be dating.
I've been back and forth.
Especially since everybody that we know lives about 30 seconds away.
It'll be great. We can stay up late talking, watch movies.
Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes.
I feel kind of bad for them...
- Hey. - Hey, check it out. This is unbelievable.
Well, we are fond of the silliness.
Good. A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York.
She was very upset about having to move out.
...but don't you think it's gonna be weird?
Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are.
Nothing. Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Satan worshipers okay."
But on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.
This exact same thing happened to my roommate, Denise.
But maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love.
Oh, that's so sweet.
RACHEL: Oh, my God, are you serious? - Uh-huh.